Out with Halfy, and Noisy Stalkers Part 1

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Majority decisions:

(!) No insight on the Mob Boss incident

(I've seen the comments and commenting twice does not count)

A/n: Hmm... very well, although it may be regretful for those who choose not to learn from their mistakes... or those that can't decide for themselves.

The author looks towards the readers

A/n: Being indecisive or idle doesn't pay off, you know? Now go on, Y/n is still on break after all.

Loona

I.M.P Headquarters, Meeting in Process

Loona was on her phone the three imps were planning their next move

Blitzo: Ok gang, we need to bring back business here as we've been getting less and less people here. Now does anyone have any ideas that may involve with a popular fucker that can help get some clients?

Moxxie: Sir, you gave Y/n-

Blitzo: Great idea Mox! Fucken call Y/n in here so we can get more-

Moxxie: Sir, Y/n has the week off!

Blitzo: By who?

Ebony: *Rolls eyes*

Moxxie: You sir!

Millie: Moxxie calm down!

Blitzo: Yeah Mox, calm your tits

Moxxie: *Growls, hisssss*

Millie: *Pets Moxxie's head* Shh, there there

Loona: Ugh, morons

Ebony: I hope you know your part of that description

Loona: If that's the case then your part of it as well dumbass

Ebony: I have brain cells, thank you very much

Loona: *Growls*

Blitzo: Look it's obvious that without Y/n, business is going down a little. Besides, what's Y/n doing right now anyways?

Ebony: Literally crashed on his bed and completely out for the count, especially last time seeing you at his place again.

Blitzo: *PTSD of Y/n beating the shit out of him* What, no why would I-

Ebony only glares at Blitzo dangerously

Blitzo: ...Yeah if you mind? Could you give back my camera, I need that for M&M

Moxxie: WHAT!?!

Ebony: What makes you think I'll give it back?

Blitzo: Because... please?

Ebony: ...

Blitzo: *Cute eyes*

Ebony only throws the camera at Blitzo's face when he does that as it hits him square in the face as he falls back in his seat as the camera flies up in the air until it falls straight down making Blitzo stick his hand up to catch it

Blitzo: *Catches camera, begins to look at the pics* Wait, where's the picture?! What'd you do?!

Ebony: Oh that picture, it's gone

Blitzo: Nooooo!

Ebony: But, not quite forgotten

Millie: What picture is this that you're talking about?

Blitzo: You have a copy?!

Ebony: Maybe... *Ebony only scrolls on her phone, Loona just so happens to look before coming across the photo of Ebony nuzzling into Y/n in bed*

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