♦️The Inconveniencing♦️

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Wendy: "Jackpot! High five." She said as she held her hand up.

Wendy: "...don't leave me hangin'."

Dipper high-fives Wendy.

Wendy: "Oh hey, it's my friends!"

Thompson pulls up in a car and waves his hand out window.

Thom: "Wendy! Oh and hey [Y/N]!" He shouted.

Dipper: "You know him [Y/N]?" He asked as he turned to [Y/N].

[Y/N]: "Duh! I'm fucking famous man! Jealous?" He snickered as he got up close in Dipper's face.

The brunette frowned before pushing the the other way by their face.

Wendy: "Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?" She asked.

Dipper then zips his lips as she does the same after.

Wendy: "Later dorks!" She shouted as she slides down trees and gets into the car.

Thom: "Let's get out of here!"

He then drives away.

Dipper: "Later Wendy! Heh! Good times!"

[Y/N]: "Uh, oh!"

Dipper: "What?"

Mabel: "Somebody's in love!" She said as she pokes Dipper.

Dipper: "Yeah, right! I just think Wendy's cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!"

❌timeskip❌

Dipper was now in bed at night, wide awake.

Dipper: "Shit..." He muttered.

❌timeskip❌
{Inside Mystery Shack}

Mabel: "Random breakdancing for no reason!" She shouted as she started breakdancing; absolutely killing it.

Wendy & [Y/N]: "Go! Go! Go! Go!" They chanted loudly.

Dipper: I am pretending to write something down. He wrote on a clipboard.

Wendy: "Dipper!" She called out.

Dipper: "Uh, yes?" He asked as throws the clipboard and catches it; playing it 'cool'.

Wendy: "Aren't ya gonna get in on this.?"

Dipper: "I don't really dance."

Mabel: "Yeah, you do! Mom used to......" She starts, but cuts herself off when she noticed Dipper giving her a death glare.

Now convinced that her brother might actually kill her for real with no mercy, she kept her mouth shut.

Mabel: "... nevermind!"

[Y/N]: "Aww what! Come on! Tell us! Pine Tree, what was she talking about?!"

Dipper: "I ain't telling you jack shit." He angrily muttered.

Wendy: "Must be something real personal if he doesn't want to say anything, let's not pester him." She says as she looked over to [Y/N].

[Y/N]: "You guys are no fun!" He huffed as Dipper rolled his eyes.

Wendy's phone then beeps.

Wendy: "Hey, look at that! Quittin' time! The gang's waitin' for me."

Mabel: "Wait! Why don't I--we come with you guys?"

Wendy: "Ooh... I don't know. My friends are pretty intense. How old did you guys say you are?"

Mabel: "We're thirteen!"

Dipper: "Mabel, we're twe--!" He's then cut off by his sister painfully elbowing him in the stomach.

Mabel: "So, technically a teen." She smiled.

Wendy: "All right. I like your moxy, kid! Let me get my stuff." She says as she leaves.

[Y/N]: "Since when are we thirteen?"

Mabel: "Come on! This is our chance to hang out with, you know, the cool kids!"

Dipper: "Seriousl--"

Mabel: "Oh hey, what's that?" She said as pointed somewhere.

Dippee: "Huh?" He questioned and Mabel flips the end of his jacket over and in his face while [Y/N] laughs.

Dipper: "......"

Dipper then grabbed [Y/N]'s beanie and pulled it over his face.

[Y/N]: "Ah, well played Pine Tree, well played." He muffled from under the beanie.

❌timeskip❌
{Outside Shack}

♦️{[Y/N]'s POV}

Wendy's friends: "Wendy!" They all shouted in unison.

Nate: "Wendy! Wendy!"

Wendy: "Hey guys! These are my pals from work, Mabel, and Dipper. And of course, you know [Y/N]."

Mabel: "Hello!"

She happily waved as Dipper only nods.

Robbie: "So are you, like, babysitting more kids now or what?" He asked Wendy, unimpressed.

Dipper: "Huh? What did you say?" He gritted his teeth as he glared at Robbie and got ready to beat the living shit outta him.

However, [Y/N] stopped him by putting an arm around Dipper's shoulder.

[Y/N]: "Haha! The man's got anger issues!"

Robbie: "Nobody asked you, squirt."

[Y/N]: "I'm going to fucking snap your neck in half bitch!" He exclaimed in a strained and joyful tone with a smile.

Wendy: "Come on, not now guys! Anyways, this is Lee and Nate."

Lee and Nate then punch each other and laugh.

Wendy: "Tambry."

Tambry: "Hey......" She muttered as she was preoccupied with texting on her phone.

Wendy: "Thompson, who once ate a runover waffle for 50 cents."

Thom: "Don't tell them that!" He frantically shouted.

Wendy: "And Robbie. You can probably figure him out..."

Robbie: "Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower."

Dipper: "Oh, you mean the big muffin!"

Robbie: "Um, it's a giant explosion.." He corrected.

We all look over at the water tower.

I start laughing with Mabel, while pointing to the water tower and putting my arm over my stomach.

[Y/N]: "Pine Tree is fucking right!"

Lee: "It does kinda does look like a muffin!"

Lee and Nate start laughing as well.

Wendy: "Let's hurry it up, guys. I got big plans for tonight!"

We all then get in the car.

Thom: "Okay just, before we go, my mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so......"

The teens, expect Thom of course, start punching the car roof while chanting 'Thompson' as Thom began to drive.


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⭕️ :fun fact: ⭕️

> when Robbie and [Y/N] first met, they had an arm wrestling match.
with [Y/N] winning and breaking his arm.


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