I'll post an actual story soon I just need more ideas :( also I'm in school rn lol and I'll be away this weekend so slower posts maybe
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Pixlriffs: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Pixlriffs: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Gem: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
False: You? Magic? Gem, it says talent show.
Sausage: Pearl! My face is on fire!
Pearl: Sausage! Are you ok?!
Sausage: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Pearl: But your face is on fire.
Sausage: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Jimmy: What do you think Fwhip will do for a distraction?
Oli: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Oli: ... or they could do that.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Oli*
Oli: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Sausage, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Joel: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
*Sausage's helping Fwhip out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Oli: How does Fwhip look?
Jimmy : A little better than you, actually.
Joel: Scott, keep an eye on Lizzie today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Scott: Sure, I'd love to see Lizzie get punched.
Joel: Try again.
Scott, sighing: I will stop Lizzie from getting punched.
Hermes: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Oli: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Pearl: Alright, what's 30x17?
Oli: 47
Pearl: That's not even close.
Oli: But it was fast.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Joey: Thanks fam!
Gem: oh no
Lizzie: *cries* I love you too
Jimmy : Sounds fake but okay
Scott : *A flustered mess*
Katherine : can i get a refund
Joey: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Gem: >:O language
Lizzie: Yeah watch your fucking language
Jimmy : OKAY WHO TAUGHT LIZZIE THE FUCK WORD?
Scott : 'The fuck word'.
Katherine : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Lizzie: Oh my god they censored it
Scott : Say fuck, Katherine .
Lizzie: Do it, Katherine . Say fuck.
Joey: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Katherine : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Joey: No! Four to five seconds!
Katherine : Too late!!!
Scott: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Jimmy: I do have a sense of humor you know
Scott: I've never heard you laugh before
Jimmy: I've never heard you say anything funny
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