"VUCK!" the doctor yelled, stomping out of his room. "ANTI!"
Anti appeared. "Y̴̛̭͗e̸͇̲͇̯͐s̷̖̻̙̭͗͝?̶̳͚̒͝"
"Was für einen Unsinn hast du auf meinem Computer gespielt!?" (What nonsense did you play on my computer?)
Anti froze, all of his brain power working to decipher Schneep's words.
He mumbled the translations, and looked back up at Schneep. He smiled. "Y̴̧̗̝͔̓̾̌ō̵̙̳͌̆͘u̸̫̮͆̔̄̍r̵͓̺̮͈̊̀͝ ̶̛͕͚̂̀M̸̡̗̠͂̉ĭ̸͚̀n̶̬̝͌̽̈ȩ̸̝̘͗,̸̣́̔͊ ̷͙̰̪͗f̶͎͉̠́̀̕o̴̦͙͌r̸̞̬͎̠̉́ ̶̛̣͍͓͐ö̸̡̫́͌̌̎n̸̘͈̄̊̇̀e̵͙̺͙̪̓͑́́ ̵͕̪̩̈̃̋͝ͅḩ̸̰̈́̈́̀o̶͎͓͒͐̍͊u̶̢̟̪̜̓r̵͉̚.̴̡̢̘̥̒̐" (Your mine, for one hour.)
"I'm VUT!?"
"T̵̜̝̅̊ͅḧ̵̗̈͝ḁ̶̈͌͜͠ţ̶̙̱͐̐̿'̴̦̖̓͜s̷̮͑͒̍ ̷̜̯̖̑̔t̸͎̝͌̌̾ḧ̵̲̏ͅĕ̶̛̱̀ ̶̯͚̅̒͜ṋ̶̬̤́ä̴̯̮̮́̂̄m̸̛̞̓è̸̪̾̌ ̵̝̞̟̅̈ơ̶͍͜f̴͔̭͒̀̀ ̶͇͆͌͠t̵͙̝̋͗ḧ̸͙̖́̓e̶̪̕ ̶̣̐s̴̞̭̼̄̓o̸̜̭͓̽͌̈́n̴̛̟͋g̴̤̫̟̅̈́̂,̷̛͚̱̜̐ ̴̢͔͎̔'̷̩̔̒Ÿ̶̳̻́ó̴̡͘u̵̹̞͐̈́̚r̴̢͖̈̓͘ ̵̨̬̺̋̓M̴̢̦̝̅i̵̲͎̾̈́̋ň̸̦̫͈̋è̶̦̗̗̈́'̴̛͍̅̐.̴̱̮̭̔̓̇ ̷̡͖̈̊̚͜Ä̵͚͖͊n̸̗̰̖̈́̀d̸͓̜̼̋͊͝ ̷̹̳̠͒I̶̻̞̟̾̋͘ ̷͚̤̳̇͐͑p̷͚̐͑l̸̢͐̏̕ặ̸̞̓̃y̵̻̩̎̅ͅȅ̵͍̯͖̀d̵͍̤̟́̑ ̴̢̯͎̏͠â̶̼̬͂͛͜ń̷̛̜̤̓ ̵̺̫͍̂͗͂h̶͉̬͆ͅǫ̴̗̬̽͌ú̶̙̟͚̎͗r̶̭̎̓ ̴͙͎̌͜l̶̟̳̈o̴͔͉͐̒̂n̵̳̫̩̚̚ğ̸͔̦ ̶̯͎̐̀͜͝v̷͈̗̾̚i̴̢̻͠ď̷̹͔̜è̵͙̈́o̸͎͑̂ ̷̨͙͛̐͌o̷̹̤͛͛f̴̮̥̩̾ ̶̹͗i̸̯̗̽̍͆ț̶͓̞͊.̶̨̣͙͆͘͝" (That's the name of the song, 'Your Mine'. And I played an hour long video of it.)
"VELL GET IT OFF! ICH HALTE ES KEINEN MOMENT LÄNGER AUS!" (I cannot stand it for a moment longer!)
Anti laughed. "O̷̩̳̖̭͈̝̤̦̥͗̇͂ͅk̷̫̣̜̉̈́͂̂̎a̵̡̢̖̤̦̮̬̟̜̮͍̩̭͂͆͆̕͘̕͜ͅy̴̢̫͇̓̇͗͌̐͒̆̎̀̿̂̍̕͜͝,̶͎̃̃̽ ̴̧̭̦͇̼̗̬̪̥̣̲͙̞̻̦̾̆̌̋͐̉̄̔̀͘̕͝͠D̸̢̡̙̼͕͇̗͓̰͖͘͜͝ṍ̷̡̢̳̖͚̺͈͙͎͙͍̜̥͊̄́̀̓̾̿̔̏̉̀͘͘c̷̥̰̥͚̦͎̗̻͍͆̓̔͛͐̈́̐̈͑̔̾̚͝ͅͅ.̶̛̯̤͔̬͔̳͚̫̫͒̀̉̀̽̄̃̉̒̀" (Okay Doc.)
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When Schneep gets mad, he talks in German.
Anti spends lots of time around Schneep, and has learned many German words. Enough to, generally, understand about fifty percent of what Schneep is saying.
2022 Edit: I swear these get better!
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