Diary of a wimpy hoe
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    Diary of a wimpy hoe

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    Ich habe immer noch die Zugangsdaten meiner Frau und hätte genauso wie bisher bei "Hey, Leona hier" weiter gemacht, wenn Wattpad nicht der Ansicht wäre, dass nach 200 Kapiteln auch Mal Ruhe im Karton ist. Willkommen zu Runde zwei -Leona Kingscholar

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    ASMR is weird

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    Sonntag, 28. August 2022 
    Ich hab heute ein ASMR Roleplay geschaut und ich fand es war eine merkwürdige Mischung aus Ewww cringe... guilty / Witzig / Wtf / Ich schlafe gleich ein. 
    Es ist ein Team Rocket Ding und äh ich kenn mich jetzt net so krass mit Pokemon aus, aber egal. 
    Alsoooo... hier der Text und meine Reaktion. Video gibt's am Ende 
    Some Readhead: Why hello there 
    Me: Moin 
    Some Readhead: Now what's a little trainer doing all by yourself out in the forest? 
    Me: *Reading Boyslove Manga* Ugh... drugs 
    Some Readhead: I see *Richtet Brille* 
    Me: Why do I have the feeling you don't even need that glasses? And why do you wear a hat and scarf in the dead of summer? Also, this big, fat, red "R" on your Top is a little sus... 
    Some Readhead: You wouldn't want any bad trainer come along and taking away your pokemon, now would you? 
    Me: Lady, I don't know shit about pokemon. The only one I know is Pikachu 
    Some Readhead: No, I don't think so 
    Me: Gurl, who are you anyway and why do you talk to me? Most Poeple catching Pokemon are around ten years old and you look like 32 
    Some Readhead: Well, who am I? 
    Me: Yeah, that's what I'm asking 
    Some Readhead: I am... 
    Me: Yeeeees? 
    Some Readhead: ...Jenefas M-Metropolis, yes 
    Me: Sounds like cap 
    "jEnEfAs": Jenefas Metropolis. The fAmOuS Pokemon psychologist 
    Me: Ok I never heard of you, but to be fair, I don't know anything about Pokemon 
    "jEnEfAs": I can't believe you never heard of me 
    Me: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT POKEMON, SO WHY SHOULD I KNOW THEIR PSYCHOLOGIST? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS BEASTS NEED A PSYCHOLOGIST IN THE FIRST PLACE! 
    "jEnEfAs": Oh well, I would gladly take a look at your Pokemon for free. Do you have any on you? 
    Me: Ähm... zählt ein siebenjähriger Löwenhybrid als Pokemon? CHEKA, KOMM MAL HER, EINE POKEMON PSCHOLOGIN WILL DICH UNTERSUCHEN 
    "jEnEfAs": Marvelous. Can I see that Pokeball? 
    Me: *Hands Cheka over* 
    "jEnEfAs": *Hat nen Pokeball in der Hand* 
    Me: Bruh what did you do to my nephew? 
    "jEnEfAs": Now I usually have a knack for these things 
    Me: Don't. Du wirst dich nur blamieren 
    "jEnEfAs": Let me see... *Lauscht am Pokeball* Is it... a Venonant? 
    Me: No, it's a smol lion 
    "jEnEfAs": No? Ok... It's a Sandshrew 
    Me: I just told you it's a smol lion. What kind of psychologist are you? 
    "jEnEfAs": No? Oh, well, why don't we just open it and see what it is? 
    Me: IT'S A SMOL LION 
    "jEnEfAs": *Opens it* Oh, I see now. It's a little Charmander 
    Pokemon: Char Char
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