Riele | | Ryan
*Calling Angelic Stalker*
*The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable or out of coverage area. Please try again later*
“So if you are here right now is because I’m currently hating on some dickhead. If you’re not a dickhead, leave your message and if you’re a friend of mine, also leave your message after the tone. Note: if I don’t get back to you, you’re the dickhead I’m hating on.”
*Beep*
“I wish I could say I’m surprised but I’m not really. So typical of you, Stalker. I don’t know how to start but I’m going with sorry first. It wasn’t my intention to hurt your feelings and I’m wholeheartedly sorry. Please get back to me or answer my calls after you get this message.”
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*Calling Angelic Stalker*
*The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable or out of coverage area. Please try again later.*
“So if you are are here right now is because I’m currently hating on some dickhead. If you’re not a dickhead, leave your message and if you’re a friend of mine, also leave your message after the tone. Note: if I don’t get back to you, you’re the dickhead I’m hating on.”
“I get it that you’re angry. How can you not be when you miss your baby so much. I know you’re so eager to bash me up with your foul words, so why not just answer my calls. Just do me a little favor, will you? Just bottle up all your pent up anger and drop the bomb on me when I call, I’ll be more than happy to explode.”
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The Prank Call
Short StoryWhat would any sane person do immediately after receiving an anonymous call at one am in the morning? Right-block the number. But the one and only feisty Riele Banks is too stubborn to resist the urge of giving a piece of her extremely intellectual...
