Request #3 (3/5)

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Sam: Guess I'll have to find out.

???: But you don't even know where she lives.

Sam: Eh, I have a few contacts who owe me so I'll be fine.

With Sam walked away and the screen turned off.

Yae: Guess that's Jetstream Sam.

Yoimiya: But what was he wearing?

Ayaka: I think that's called a cyborg-esqe suit. Or cybernetic enchantments. Either is correct.

Sara: How do you know this?

Ayaka: Hehe, I may or may not read some of my brothers business files.

"Now let's watch something funny and not so much"

The screen turns on and shows Sam walking on an empty street and in front of him was a military vehicle with heavy machine-gun and a person behind it.

Sam: Why hello there, would you care to see my RGB lighting. *pulls out the katana and it glows rainbow* I spent three thousand dollars.

Soldier: Sir, please go out of the way.

Sam: Oh. *starts running at him while deflecting and slicing bullets* I'll just have to give you a demonstration then.

When Sam was close he jumped at the roof of the vehicle while slicing the soldier in two and while the body flew over him he sliced it 2 more times. The camera then shows a woman in the car.

Woman: Oh shit he got RGBs let's get the fuck out.

The camera then shows Sam as he stands up and turns to the soldiers and smirks.

The camera then shows Sam as he stands up and turns to the soldiers and smirks

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Sam: I guess you could say he's half the man he once was.

The screen turns off.

Yoimiya: Now I know what he meant by bloody.

Kokomi: But why did he kill the soldier?

Yae: I don't know. But I assume maybe he was hired?

Ayaka: Maybe.

Ei: Pfffff-

Everyone looked at her as she looked at them.

Ei: What? What he said was funny. And his katana really had RGBs! I wish mine could too.

"I'm surprised that none of you puked. But anyway let's get to something more funny"

The screen turns on and shows a man in a black cyborg-esqe suit running through the empty street of the city when all of the billboards showed Sam.

Sam: What's up gamers.

???: God damn it.

Sam: Let me tell you something important Raiden, you're a normie and a beta male cuck.

Yoimiya: Hahahahaha, no way he just called him that! Hahaha.

Kokomi: I know right! Hahahaha.

???: I'm only here to dispense justice. *points sword at Sam*

Sam: That's C R I N G E Jack, and your setup is weak. *projects himself onto a building* You can't even project yourself onto a building *projects himself onto a billboard* or a billboard.

At this point Yoimiya and Kokomi were laughing while the rest were giggling. Well, Ei was dying of laughter. (I honestly laughed so hard when I first watched the video, it's at the top if you're wondering)

Jack: Your clout doesn't mean anything, it's pointless!

Sam: Cope and seethe, Jack. Why don't you go back to facebook and post dome minion memes.

Jack: No, that's not the point.

Sam: Do you see now? All this murder and you still aren't B A S E D.

Jack: You bastard.

Sam: Shut, the fuck up and listen for the moment.

As the screen turned off the girls were laughing a little but calming down while Ei was taking big breaths from laughing that hard.

"Now for the last one. Be prepared to be amazed"

The screen turned on and showed Jack and Sam in a desert. There was also a best robo doggo as well.

Best robo doggo: Oh so now you decide to stop.

Jack: I'm running late.

Sam: Oh don't worry Raiden, the clown college is closer than you think.

Jack: Yeah, it's right in front of me.

Sam: Hahahaha, kill yourself. Your ass will always be C R I N G E and my ass will always be T H I C C.

And with that the screen turns off.

The girls were once again laughing but when they saw how THICC Sam's ass was they compared themselves to him and got sad. Mostly Ayaka.

Ayaka: How is this fair. I worked so hard so my ass would be thicc but a man beat me.

Yoimiya: I understand you sister. We all do.

Yae: Even then, with how thicc his ass is I wouldn't mind him clapping my ass with his thicc sword.

Sara: Amen to that sister.

Kokomi: Amen.

Ei: Wait you didn't tell us whose family member he was.

"Oh, yes, he's your older brother Ei"

Ei: HUH! But how come I didn't know?

Yae: How old is he?

"He's in his mid-30s"

Yoimiya: *whistle* Kinda looking good for his age.

Yae: And the age between him and me is not that big so I have a chance.

Ei: Yae, don't you dare.

Yae: Oh shut it Ei. If everything works out we'll be sisters in law.

"Now before Ei kills Yae, I will teleport yall to Ei's house where Sam will be in a few hours. Bye"

And with that the girls vanished and the theater started to wait for the next guests.


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And that's all people. Hope you enjoyed. Oh and you're welcome for the video at the top.

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