*Jack has already failed at trying to cook something so many times*
Jack: Why can't I cook anything?!
*Walks over to the fridge*
Jack: I'm just, I'm just going to cook something simple.
*Opens the fridge*
Jack: A burger! You can't go wrong with a burger.
*Grabs a burger and puts it in a pan on the stove*
Jack: Get the burger, put it in. That is cooking beautifully. I can't fail at a burger. How could you possibly fail at a burger?
*A few seconds later*
Jack: Do I want tomatoes or cucumber?
*Loud explosion*
*Jack Looks over at the stove in absolute shock*
Jack: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?? MY BURGER JUST BLEW UP!!
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*Jack as a baby, pointing at Adam*
Adam: stop stitching motherfucker
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Ryan: why is my homework torn to pieces? It looks like a dog chewed it.
*Jack amd Shay walks out of the room*
Ryan: why does my homework look like it was chewed on by a dog, Jack? Shay?
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Jack: Why are you on the floor?
Adam: I'm depressed.
Adam: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get Ryan, please?
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Jack: Do you want to start a cult?
Ryan: Ok. Who's leading it?
Jack: Me.
Adam: And...what are we worshipping?
Jack: Me, of course
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Adam: do you ever want to talk about yourself?
Ryan: Nah
Jack: I do
Adam: I know Jack
Jack: I'm beautiful
Adam: I know Jack
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*Jack running around, screaming for attention*
Adam: A bit of a slut for attention, aren't you?
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Adam, pointing at Jack: Why aren't you dating him?
Alba: Because I'd destroy him!
Ryan: He'd be into that.
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Emily: I can solve your girlfriend's problem.
Adam: I don't have a girlfriend
Emily: As I said- I can solve your girlfriend problem.
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Jack: here's a tip, carry a fork with you; if someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say, "thank you, lord, for this meal I'm about to have." And charge at them with the fork.
Ryan: STREET SMARTS!
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Adam: I can't believe we are flying Delta,
Ryan: AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
Jack: Not looking forward to being framed for murder and going to jail for 30 years.
Ryan: Or getting a meal coupon that doesn't work
Adam: Shut up; last time you two talked about that, it all happened; we can't afford to bail Jack out this time.
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*when AJR was younger*
Their parents: oh well, that's very interesting, and what brought you to this experience?
Ryan and Adam: oh well, thank you for asking. Well-
Jack: you know how I'm filled with rage?
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Ryan: I am tiny, and I have no money, so you can imagine what kind of stress I am under
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*Ryan getting the spotlight for once*
Jack: I'll push him
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Therapist: how has everything been going?
Adam: you know, life
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*Jack telling Winter a story when he was younger*
Jack: I was such a badass in my day; I almost got arrested for yelling, "fuck da police."
Ryan: QUIT TELLING MY SON LIES!!
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
