Ryan: I'm bored
Adam: Okay
Ryan, slightly louder: I'm bored
Adam, very obviously ignoring him: cool
Ryan, loudly: I'm bored!
Adam: shut up!
Ryan, quietly: I'm bored
*Adam throws the nearest object at Ryan*
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*Jack running around causing chaos*Jack: the law is meaningless!
*Dog barking in the background*
Jack: stealing is legal now!
*explosion noises*
Jack: I AM YOUR GOD!
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Adam: Okay, so you two will set off all the mayhem and fireworks to distract peopleRyan: with my love of mayhem and Jack's desperate need for attention, that'll be a cakewalk!
*Jack nods aggressively*
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Jack: don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be okay.Ryan: how can you still say that?
Jack: because sometimes, in times like these, denial is all we have.
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Jack, texting Ryan: Ryan! Help, I'm being kidnappedRyan: Where are you?
Jack: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Ryan: I'll call Adam
Adam, answering their cell: Hello?
Ryan: Where's Jack? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Adam: Jack? Whaddya mean, he is right next to me,
Adam: I'll call you back.
*Adam hangs up*
Adam: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Jack: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Adam: dear diary, today Jack was a bitchJack: I'm right here!
Adam: I can still hear his whiny voice in my head
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Adam: Jack, eat your vegetablesJack: you can't make me your not my mom
Adam: eat your vegetables or no Shay
Jack gasps: You monster
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Ryan: you like me for my personalityCat: don't look at me like that; I was surprised too
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Adam: salt can't be the only delicious rock; I'm going to start eating rocks to find the good ones. I bet they're trying to hide them from us.
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AJR's manager: Where are Jack, Ryan, and Adam?Their girlfriends: They're playing hide and seek.
AJR's manager: Where?
Their girlfriends: I don't think you get how this game works.
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A fan: if you died, what would your last words be?Jack: Finally
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Adam: I feel nothingRyan: you cried during jack's school play
Adam: he was perfect!
Jack: I played a tree
Adam, tearing up: and I was so proud of you.
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Adam: you two have been very well behaved todayAdam: what did you do?
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Ryan: I'll admit I've done many things in my life that I'm not proud of.... no, wait, that's a lie. I'm proud of all of them.
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Adam: what are you watching?Jack: why do you care? You don't even like scary movies.
Adam: Jack, our life is a scary movie.
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Ryan: be useless so that nobody can use you.Adam: is that going to be your response whenever I ask you to make the bed?
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Ryan: Jack...I'm sorry...Jack: Don't talk to me. Don't even look in my direction. I can't believe you betrayed me. I want to
move out.Ryan: LISTEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED THE LAST COOKIE.
Jack: WHY WOULDN'T I WANT IT!
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Adam: Have you ever owned a fine for an overdue library book?Jack: you and I both know I've never checked out a book in my life.
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023