126. impatiens

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"There is something wrong with my family," I muttered, releasing a breath I didn't realize I was holding.

"You're just realizing that?" Levi stared at me incredulously.

i mean...

I KNEW

BUT

"WHY IS EVERYONE SO TERRIFYING???"

I WAS LOWKEY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT HISTORIA WAS JUST LIKE . IDK A COMPETENT GARDENER AND ABSOLUTELY STUNNING

NOT THT SHE ??

IDK HAD A WAY TO MANIPULATE THE PRESS AND HAD A SMALL ARMY WAITING IN HER WING OF THE PALACE

"You're just as bad."

"You keep on saying that and it's starting to freak me out-"

don't let it get 2 u y/n

men cannot begin to understand the true extent of your girlbossery

ofc it would be terrifying to witness something you don't understand

"I'm beginning to think that Historia is even more of a girlboss than I am," I murmured, my head in my hands. "The country will be fine if she's in control."

WORST COMES TO WORSE WE ANNEX THE DUCHY AND BECOME OUR OWN INDEPENDENT NATION

"You're thinking in extremes again, stop it," Levi flicked my forehead. "It went well, let's end it with that."

wow ........ that's very funny..... coming from the guy who made me all worried in the first place

"You of all people do not get to say that," I pointed out. "I'm glad that it went well, I was worried for a second that we were going to have to fight our way out."

"I would've been able to protect you."

"Are you sure about that? Because I was worried that I would have to pick you up and run away."

i know you're plenty capable at defending us but-

that would've been super treasonous

even if we could potentially claim self-defense i don't rlly think anyone would believe us over the angelic historia

"I'd like to see you try," Levi scoffed, the two of us continuing to leisurely wander through the palace gardens.

"Don't act so sure of yourself-" I stopped abruptly in my tracks, wrapping my arms around him and attempting to lift him up.

DON'T FAIL NOW Y/N

"Told you so."

"This is all your fault for not having an ass to leverage off of."

failure is not an option and when it is it's never my fault <3

"Oh really? Like this?" Levi wrapped his arms around me, picking me up easily.

NO FAIR

"My superior genetics make it easier for you, it has nothing to do with your physical strength," I rolled my eyes at him, teasing.

and honestly, now that i'm up here and looking-

"You're even flatter from above."

"I'm putting you down."

"You're lucky you're married to someone who never lies <3 it's important for you to hear the truth sometimes."

i love you <33

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