quadfart was a dumb cunthole bitch and did not deserve Shrek at all!?!!!!?!!!?!!?!!?!!?!!!??!!?!
But somehow they were dating, and it was chaos!!!!
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Shrek and fartquadds date was never supposed to happen...not at a time like this! Shrek had to save the world, he was a fucking ng SUPERHERO!!! Abraham Lincoln
They were sitting awkwardly at a coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee shop, trying to shyly avoid eye contact by putting hair in front of their faces. Well, at least Shrek did, with his greasy ass sizzling locks of hair
Knuckles and Luigi were fighting again! At the most incorporate time EVER!!! WOW!!! THOSE BITCHES!!!
the comnentartor came on the loudspeaker (a/n: 🤪)
The commgwvbtftator was none other thAn....Obama?!?!?!¡?!!??!??!¡¡¡¡?¿¿?!?!!??
"HELLO AMERICA!" OBAMA SCREECHED INTI THW MICROWAVE
TGE CRIWD RIARDED IN CHEERS and OBAMA YELLED "TODAY IN ANERICA WE ARE WUTNESSING THE FIGHT OF GWNERATIONS!!!!!"
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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek
Romancea tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph. a story for the ages. new yourk time bstsuller skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉 don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫 btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...
