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A Glock was about to fall out of Neck's ass as he crept around the corner near Childe's room.

As he peered into the door, Neck saw something...odd. Childe, that ugly ass motherfucker, was standing around...a pentagram? But WHY?????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👹

Childe was blasting this song...something Neck had never heard before.
(a/n: the song is I Love You Moses by Trisha Paytas💕💕💕💕💕💕)

Neck pulled the Glock out of his asshole and prepared to aim, but then something happened

Ups! Tento obrázek porušuje naše pokyny k obsahu. Před publikováním ho, prosím, buď odstraň, nebo nahraď jiným.

Neck pulled the Glock out of his asshole and prepared to aim, but then something happened...

Childe put a Teyvat Fried Egg into the center of the pentagram, and began chanting in a dead language... The legendary witchcraft sounds of Pussyhat Slay.💅💅💅🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💎💎💍🍑🍑🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒✨

Three raw rotisserie chickens were also tossed into the pile, and a faint red bumper came into view

"Yes. RISE!!!!!11!!!!💯💯💯💯💯"

THE VEHICLE BEGAN TO EXTRACT FROM THE GROUND??!!!!?!!?!!??!??!!?!!??!!!?!!

Then, Childe began to chant in an ancient language...

"Girliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirliegirlie😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏"

He said menacingly.

Neck shot the gun, aimlessly, until his handussy couldn't do it anymore!!!!!!!

Somehow he kept missing Childe, idk he must've been dodging it or sum fml I hate this

"AHA! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" CHILDE SCREAMED AND FLUNG HIMSELF OUT THE WINDOW AS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ROSE FROM THE FLOOR

"HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S LIGHTNING!"

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