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Neck's breathing was growing heavy, he felt as if he would implode at any given moment.

"Kachow!" Oh god. Lightning McQueen had showed up to stop the fight. Oh, who was Lighting McQueen? Just Neck's EX BOYFREN!!!!!🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫😫😫😫🔥🔥

Neck hid behind a pole👯👯👯 so Lightning would see him, bc Neck was skinny af #thisisnotsatirewhat

"Swekk, do u need help???🥺🥺🥺" Lighting asked with his big fat white nasty smelly ass bitch dirty white asshole big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch who better run when I come to see him because I'm fucking him up bitch I'm coming to fuck him up I promise you that I'm coming to fuck him up I PROMISE YOU THAT

"No. I can do this by myself." Smexx said. He was so hot and emo and not like other ogres the only band he ever listened to was my chemical romance he had been to all their concerts and went everywhere they went like a borderline stalker situation but it was ok bc Shrek was HOT ASF OMG GODDDD🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

When would Neck and Shrek finally be together? Definitely once Lightning McQueen stopped bothering Neck's man. He had to do something about it...he had to kill him.

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