Pokemon: We Don't Talk About Tsunami (We Don't Talk About Bruno Parody)

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Meaning: This is a parody of We Don't Talk About Bruno, We Don't Talk About Tsunami. It was made as a parody also I copied and pasted a few times so some things may be wrong. I also feel like Tsunami fits this song and I imagined her in it a few times

Note: The Villagers are humans*

*Talking*

Aqua: What if you DIDN’T understand what she saw?
Villager 2: Then you better figure it out, because it was coming for YOU.

*Singing*

Villager 1: We don't talk about Tsunami, no, no, no! We don't talk about Tsunami... but!
Villager 1: It was a celebration in the village
Villager 2: It was a celebration in the village!
Villager 1: We were getting ready, and there wasn't danger in sight
Villager 2: No danger allowed in the village!

Villager 1: Tsunami walks in with a mischievous grin- *Tsunami walks in but it wasn’t a mischievous grin, it was a sad grin*
Villager 2: Danger!!
Villager 1: You telling this story, or am I?
Villager 1: I'm sorry, mi amigo/amiga , go on

Villager 1: Tsunami says, "It looks like trouble"
Villager 2: Why did she tell us?
Villager 1: In doing so, the village floods
Villager 2: Somebody, get the umbrellas
Villager 1: Celebrated in a flood
Villager 2: What a joyous day... but anyway

Both: We don’t talk about Tsunami, no, no no! We don’t talk about Tsunami!

Passive: *Trying to get people to understand Tsunami but also is slightly afraid of Tsunami* Hey! Grew to live in fear of Tsunami stuttering or stumbling I could always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling. I associate her with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch. It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling. Always left EVERYONE and their families fumbling, grappling with prophecies they COULDN’T understand. Do you understand?

Villager 3: A seven-foot frame *Tsunami being 1’4*. Rats along her back! When she calls your name, It ALL fades to black! Yeah, she sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (hey!)

Everyone - Passive: We don't talk about Tsunami, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Tsunami, no, no, no!) We don't talk about Tsunami (we don't talk about Tsunami!)

Villager 4: She told me my fish would die. The next day: dead! (No, no!)
Villager 5:  She told me I'd grow a gut! and just like she said... (no, no!)
Villager 6: She said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Everyone - Passive: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

PA: *Trying to get people to like Tsunami like Passive is* She told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
BA: *Same* She told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine
Villager: Óye, a Villager's on their way

N BA: *Likes Tsunami but yea* She told me that the dream of my nightmares would be just out of reach... Sent to another pokemon... It's like I hear her, now

Dark: *Telling her sis to be quiet about tea for once* Hey sis, I want NOT a sound out of you

N BA: It’s like I hear her now...

Aqua: Um, Tsunami... Yeah, about that Tsunami. I really need to know about Tsunami! Give me the truth and the whole truth, Tsunami!

Villager: A Villager's here!

Villager 1 and 2: Time for dinner!

*Singing over eachother*

Villager 3: A seven-foot frame, rats along her back
Villager 1: It was a celebration in the village
Villager 2: It was a celebration in the village
PA: She told me that the life of my dreams
Passive: Grew to live in fear of Tsunami stuttering or stumbling
Villager 3: When she calls your name it ALL fades to black
Villager 1: We were getting ready and there wasn't a danger in sight
Villager 2: No danger allowed in the village
PA: Would be promised and some day be mine
Passive: I can always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling. I associate her with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
Villager 3: Yeah, she sees your dreams
Villager 1: Tsunami walks in with a mischievous grin
BA: She told me that my power would grow
Passive: It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Villager 3: And feasts on your screams
Villager 2: Thunder
Villager 1: You telling the story or am I?
Villager 2: I'm sorry mi amigo/amiga go on
BA: Like the grapes that thrive on the vine, I'm fine
Passive: Always left EVERYONE and their family fumbling
Passive: Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand, do you understand
Villager: Óye, a Villager’s on their way
Villager 1: Tsunami says, "It looks like trouble"
Villager 2: Why did she tell us?
Villager 1: In doing so, the village flood
Villager 2: Somebody, get the umbrellas
Villager 1: Celebrated in a hurricane
Villager 2: What a joyous day but anyway
Both: We don't talk about Tsunami, no, no, no! We don't talk about Tsunami!
Passive: Hey! Grew to live in fear of Tsunami stuttering or stumbling I could always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling. I associate her with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch. It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling. Always left EVERYONE and their families fumbling, grappling with prophecies they COULDN’T understand. Do you understand?
Villager 3: A seven-foot frame *Tsunami being 1’4*. Rats along her back! When she calls your name, It ALL fades to black! Yeah, she sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (hey!)
Villager 1 and Villager 3: We don't talk about Tsunami, no, no, no
Passive: No, no
Villager 1 and Villager 3: We don't talk about Tsunami
Passive: We don't talk about Tsunami
Villager 4: She told me my fish would die. The next day: dead! (No, no!)
Villager 5:  She told me I'd grow a gut! and just like she said... (no, no!)
Villager 6: She said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Everyone - Passive: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
Villager: Óye, a Villager's on their way
N BA: *Likes Tsunami but yea* She told me that the dream of my nightmares would be just out of reach... Sent to another pokemon... It's like I hear her, now
Dark: *Telling her sis to be quiet about tea for once* Hey sis, I want NOT a sound out of you
N BA: It’s like I hear her now...
Villager: A Villager's here!
Villager 1 and 2: Time for dinner!
Villager 3: A seven-foot frame, rats along her back
Villager 1: It was a celebration in the village
Villager 2: It was a celebration in the village
PA: She told me that the life of my dreams
Passive: Grew to live in fear of Tsunami stuttering or stumbling
Villager 3: When she calls your name it ALL fades to black
Villager 1: We were getting ready and there wasn't a danger in sight
Villager 2: No danger allowed in the village
PA: Would be promised and some day be mine
Passive: I can always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling. I associate her with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
Villager 3: Yeah, she sees your dreams
Villager 1: Tsunami walks in with a mischievous grin
BA: She told me that my power would grow
Passive: It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Villager 3: And feasts on your screams
Villager 2: Thunder
Villager 1: You telling the story or am I?
Villager 2: I'm sorry mi amigo/amiga go on
BA: Like the grapes that thrive on the vine, I'm fine
Passive: Always left EVERYONE and their family fumbling
Passive: Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand, do you understand
Villager: Óye, a Villager’s on their way
Villager 1: Tsunami says, "It looks like trouble"
Villager 2: Why did she tell us?
Villager 1: In doing so, the village flood
Villager 2: Somebody, get the umbrellas
Villager 1: Celebrated in a hurricane
Villager 2: What a joyous day
PA, BA, Passive, Dark, and N BA: And I’m fine, And I’m fine, And I’m fine, And I’m fine

*No longer speaking over eachother*

Everyone - Passive, PA, BA, Dark, and N BA: We don’t talk about Tsunami!
Aqua: Why did I talk about Tsunami?!
Everyone - Passive, PA, BA, Dark, and N BA: Not a word about Tsunami!
Aqua: NEVER should’ve brought up Tsunami!

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