System: 1-B Prince is offline
Vlad King: dibs not
Cockatoo: he has a sister?
Icythot: i'll go, wanted a reason to punch that bitch
Better #1: Shoto, what did i tell you about hitting girls?
Icythot: i have to have a good reason or i can get arrested?
Better #1: exactly, give me a minute to call the police n get them off your back
Denki: you two have such a cute father son bond, i want that
Dadzawa: ... nezu
Evil Rat Genius: i'm working on it eraser
Denki: ??
Dadzawa: nothing kid, dw about it.
Minizawa: wait. i fucking knew you care about your students
Dadzawa: stfu, go stand on your head in the corner or something
Icythot: no don't it will squash your hair and make it flat
Icythot: on second thought do it, i wanna see hair down hitoshi
Minizawa: simp
Icythot: yes
Minizawa: let's make a deal
Icythot: a deal?
Minizawa: if i have my hair down for a month you have to grow yours long
Icythot: how long?
Minizawa: like.. midnight long
Kinky~: o damn
Icythot: toshi that will take years
Minizawa: then.. momo long
Icythot: ..bet then
System: Mysterious is online
Mysterious: shoto growing his hair out and hair down hito? the gods have blessed us this fine day
System: 1-B Prince is online
1-B Prince: i think they should both grow it out
Minizawa: i will if you do too
1-B Prince: you think i could pull that off?
Minizawa: ofc you could
1-B Prince: bet then. izu, you too?
Mysterious: yk what? why not. taking after my dearest father!
Cockatoo: .... stop i'm supposed to be mad
Mysterious: stop what, dad?
Cockatoo: fuck
Dadzawa: softie
Cockatoo: oh really?
Dadzawa: yeah.
Mysterious: dadzawa bratting?
System: Dadzawa is offline
Cockatoo: izuku, we'll talk later. don't think you're getting away with this
System: Cockatoo is offline
Literal Goddess: someones in troubleeeee
Too Bright: Aizawa or mystery?
Precious: both of them
Kinky~: i'm sorry i cannot look at you three the same after that omegaverse shit
Literal Goddess: Kayama-sensei, you sweet sweet alpha, allow me to enlighten you on our ways!
Kinky~: oh god no, please no
System: Kinky~ is offline
System: Literal goddess is offline
Mysterious: hsuewjdb rip midnight!
Minizawa: it was an honour to be taught by her
Endless void: working beside her was a dream come true
Power Drill: alas, all good things must end
System: Kinky~ is online
Kinky~: IM NOT DEAD
Literal Goddess: hehe
System: Kinky~ is offline
Mysterious: .. ok that's actually sorta scary
Yee-haw: when tf did she get back online
Literal Goddess: :)
Too Bright: that's our girl :D
Denki: oh to be someone's girl
Mysterious: you literally have a boyfriend
Denki: yeah but i'm not a girl :/
System: Mysterious added Kirishima(i think he's alr here but just to be sure)
Kirishima: ?
Mysterious: backread
Kirishima: dw denki you'll always be my boy
Denki: ugh, it just doesn't have as much of a ring to it
Kirishima: then frick gendered shit, if i wanna call you my girl while still acknowledging that you're a boy then i will
Icythot: me and who?
Minizawa: me
1-B Prince: me
Mysterious: us
Icythot: ah right
Dadzawa: ew.
Yasu: ^ agreed, ew
Mysterious: just cause you're aroace doesn't mean you can hate on us smh
Hawks: wait you're aroace?
Yasu: yeah
Hawks: what about that one time we fucked tho?
Crispy: hol up
Handjob: damn dabi someone stole your hero
Crispy: you, quiet
Hawks: chill we were like 12
Yasu: the commission practically made us, trust me it was not by choice.
Hawks: i can't say any more on this and technically i'm not supposed to let anyone but if i happen to break my phone i can't read the texts :)))
Mysterious: birdie wait-
System: Hawks is offline
Evil Rat Genius: Yasu, care to explain?
Yasu: will it help end the commission?
Evil Rat Genius: indeed
Yasu: they locked us in rooms together and pumped in gas that made us horny, said having sex would reduce stress, increase stamina and overall quality of life
Todoroki Natsuo: they have faulty information, it only increases sexual stamina. dumbasses.
Crispy: what. the fuck.
Yasu: yeah, sometimes they made males and females do it too to try get super quirked kids, or wtv they called them
Evil Rat Genius: thank you for the information, Yasu
Yasu: anything to get them gone. Atlas, Hypnos, you have patrol later. i don't care that you have a rampaging present mic after you, or that you haven't rested after your vigilante shit, that's your problem.
System: Yasu is offline
Crispy: permission to burn down the hero commission? i'm going to do it anyway
Better #1: no wtf i call dibs
Icythot: actually i want to do it
Better #1: shoto you don't even use your fire
Icythot: i don't need a quirk to commit arson
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...
dont need a quirk for arson!
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