Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Murderer.

UA Staff Chat

System: Mysterious has added Sero to the groupchat

Cockatoo: Listener? Why'd you add him?

Mysterious: well- everyone else I've slept with is in this gc so I thought it was only right

Cockatoo: oh. WAIT WHAT

Minizawa: damn, and you didn't even invite me

Todoroki Shoto: traitor.

Sero: hey?

Hawks: another kid from your class?

Mysterious: that's right birdie!

Sero: why am I here?

Mysterious: because I want you here?

Sero: I-

Minizawa: [Hanta Sero is experiencing some issues. He will be back shortly]

Mysterious: PLEASE TOSHI-

Yee-haw: LMAO I S S U E S

1-B Prince: Hito be nice-

Sero: y'all are assholes

Mysterious:... it would be so easy for me to make a joke right now but I have self restraint

1-B Prince: do you?

Mysterious: .. don't test me Neito

1-B Prince: what if I want to?

Minizawa: oh, so you're being a brat?

System: 1-B Prince is offline

Minizawa: that's what I thought

Dadzawa: me running from my problems like:

Minizawa: dad no-

Kinky~: where did Hitoshi get all this top energy from? It sure as hell wasn't Shouta

Dadzawa: didn't we already establish that I'm a swit- why do I care about this

Sero: so this is the staff? Y'all are even more chaotic than we are

Yee-haw: of course we are, what do you take us for

Sero: rule following robots that follow every rule in the rule book?

Mysterious: meep morp, zeep

Dadzawa: what?

Minizawa: robot sounds

Dadzawa: ah

Todoroki Shoto: yall ever just want to stab a bitch?

Crazy: hell yeah I do! Who is it, are they cute?

Mysterious: ooh? Murderous Shoto? This I have to see

1-B Prince: Sho? What's up?

Todoroki Shoto: it's kinda not my thing to tell, short story is a bitch hurt my friend

Mysterious: ... someone hurt Kacchan?

Problem Solver: take cover

Sero: what?

Mysterious: GIVE ME A NAME, A NAME IS ALL I NEED

Minizawa: light kinnie

Mysterious: Toshi not now I'm being mad

Yasu: if you really want to kill someone, you have to be more discreet

Mysterious: holy fuck, when did you get here