OKAY BUT HAWKS IS LITERALLY PERFECT WHAHBWSBBSBSBSBWBSB W H A T ?!?!
Anyways
UA Staff Chat
Cockatoo: WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!
Mysterious: GOOOOODD MORNING UA!
Kinky~: why are you always up so early
Mysterious: I'm excited! It's my first day at a hero school!
Dadzawa: oh shit that's today?
Cockatoo: Sho I-
Dadzawa: jk
Floof: it's too early for this
Todoroki Shoto: ^
Mysterious: TOSHI SHO CAN WE WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER?
Floof: ofc
Todoroki Shoto: you're adorable.
Mysterious: HWSJWHHDBWHDHSN MIC DID YOU SEE THAT HE CALLED ME ADORABLE
Cockatoo: JAJSBJQJSNWBDBYES I SAW IT YOUNG LOVE IS SO CUTE
Better #1: Dadmic >>>
Yee-haw: ^^ agreed
System: Hawks is online
Hawks: I have a problem
Mysterious: what's up birdie?
Hawks: I may or may not have high fived one of my fan girls. In the face. With a fist.
Kinky~: idk if that was supposed to be really hot but it was
Better #1: what the fuck Hawks? Your approval rating is going to go way down
Hawks: she was hitting on me and I panicked😭
Mysterious: if you didn't do it I'm sure staples would have. And if stapes didn't I would have!
Todoroki Shoto: ^ right. It's better that you did it really because I'm 90% sure crispy wouldn't hesitate to go full yandere
Floof: LMAO ALL OF YOU LOOK AT THE NEWS NOW, THEY INTERVIEWED THE FANGIRL
Hawks: I'm definitely fucked.
Dadzawa: "he punched me! It was like a dream come true. I want him to do it again! I'm never taking another shower, like, ever!" Looks like your fan was a masochist Hawks
Yee-haw: NO FUCKIN WAY
Kinky~: HHSBSBAHDBS YOU GOT SO LUCKY
Floof: tbh if Hawks punched me I wouldn't be mad
Todoroki Shoto: neither. Have you seen him?
Mysterious: what am I? A roach?
Todoroki Shoto: NO WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT
Floof: WAIT IM SORRY ILY
Mysterious: damn, chill. I'd let Hawks punch me too.
Kinky~: S
Better #1: I
Yee-haw: M
Cockatoo: P
Hawks: I WANT YOU TO WORSHIP ME
Mysterious: holy shit
Floof: that was hot
Todoroki Shoto: why couldn't I have been born a few years earlier
Floof: mood
Mysterious: but really- there are so many attractive people in this world but they're all over 18
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