UA staff group chat:
GroundControlToMajorTom: Sweet bean, do you want to get into UA next year? It's about time to submit a request for entering the school.
LittleFan: I would love to! But it won't be possible.
GroundControlToMajorTom: Awwww why?!
LittleFan: My mom doesn't want me to go to UA.
RatSatan: Still gonna see about that.
YuueiFormers: If he gets into UA then he will be in my class of course.
DeafgivingCockatoo: Who said that!
Undevelopedbutterfly: It's obvious that he will be in mine.
Morbius: Your chaotic class? He will be in my calmer one.
GroundControlToMajorTom: NAH! I get him!
InvincibleBrick: Nope.
SpookyScarySkeleton: I'll take him.
Dr.Strange: I would say mine but I don't have a class.
LittleFan: I can come over from time to time.
Dr.Strange: You would? Out of your free will?
LittleFan: Why not?
Dr.Strange: I'll create a class just to have him!
DareMyCane: HAHAHAHA no. Back off.
Dr.Strange: Oh that reminds me. We still have a new teacher to add.
LittleFan: Who will be joining you?
Dr.Strange: All Might. Are you okay with him?
RatSatan: I can still fire him?
LittleFan: No, I am fine with him. He may be an idiot but he is strong and has some tricks to teach so it would be good having him.
GeneralGrievous: No fanboying over him?
LittleFan: Nope. He isn't my favorite nor is he the best.
RatSatan: May I ask who you would like as a teacher?
LittleFan: I don't know.
DeafgivingCockatoo: Come on little listener just speak out your mind.
LittleFan: Maybe Hawks.
50shadesOfYuuei: HAWKS?! That canibalistic chicken?
LittleFan: First off he isn't a canibal and second his past is sad but he is such a great hero. So he would definitelly deserve to be broken free from the hero commissions grasp.
RatSatan: I see.
DareMyCane: And I know what you are up too.
Dr.Strange: Me too. I will have him for 1/4 as a helper.
RatSatan: I will arrange that.
LittleFan: You will get Hawks in?
DareMyCane: Oh dearie, we were not talking about Hawks.
LittleFan: Who else then.
RatSatan: Let yourself be surprised. Now then. I will be additing All Might in.
RatSatan added All Might.
50shadesOfYuuei changed All Might to BuffedSkeleton
BuffedSkeleton: Who is this?
RatSatan: UA's staff group chat since you will be a new teacher next year. This is just a test to see if you will be compatible with everyone here.
LittleFan: Oh my god. You really just added the number one.
BuffedSkeleton: Who are you?
LittleFan: Just a fan who loves heroes.
DareMyCane: Our little green bean, don't touch him.
DeafgivingCockatoo: No touchi.
Undevelopedbutterfly: If you wanna live that is.
50shadesOfYuuei: You seriously threatening the number 1 Sho?
Undevelopedbutterfly: I am an underground hero of course. If I get rid of him no one will ever find it out. Hypothetically speaking.
Morbius: Hypothetically speaking I would join.
GeneralGrievous: Same.
BuffedSkeleton: Why is a fan in here?
InvincibleBrick: Why are you questioning this? Be happy you are in.
BuffedSkeleton: It is dangerous for a civilian to be in such a group chat.
Dr.Strange kicked BuffedSkeleton.
Dr.Strange: He wasn't worth it.
LittleFan: Ahm he may be right tho. I am endangering everyone here.
GroundControlToMajorTom: NONONONOOOOOO! Don't think like that.
GroundControlToMajorTom: Anyways, I'll get you in my class.
Morbius: Good luck in that.
Undevelopedbutterfly: I already wrote him in my class.
SpookyScarySkeleton: Since when?
Undevelopedbutterfly: Just now.
SpookyScarySkeleton: It doesn't work this way and he is mine.
DeafgivingCockatoo: Gen Ed course is the best for this little listener.
YuueiFormers: No the support course.
Undevelopedbutterfly: Hero.
Morbius: Hero course.
RatSatan: My own class x!
DareMyCane: No taking over the world.
RatSatan: Didn't think of that.
DareMyCane: Don't lie.
InvincibleBrick: Wait before that we still need his oppinion.
DeafgivingCockatoo: So little listener, what class you want to be in?
LittleFan: Don't know. Everything sounds amazing but I can't join UA. I already told ya that my mom is against it. Speaking off, I have to go now. See ya!
LittleFan went offline.
DareMyCane: Supreme Ruler.
RatSatan: Agree.
DareMyCane changed LittleFan to SupremeRuler
50shadesOfYuuei: Ohh this is fitting!
GroundControlToMajorTom: I like it! No one can judge him now.
GeneralGrievous:....Soooo we gonna get Hawks in instead of All Might?
InvincibleBrick: Yup.
RatSatan: Already on it.
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