Hells yeah! Another one!
Y/n: So, if you have twelve apples and you give six to a friends, how many do you have?
Chase: *Already sobbing* A-a f-friend!
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Dr. Iplier: Why are you always smiling?
Y/n: Because my whole life is a joke.
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Jackie: EXCUSE ME! I was a superhero for ten whole minutes!
Y/n: And in that time you got kidnapped and we had to come and save you.
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Y/n: *With their leg stuck in a chair and addressing the egos looking at them with confused faces* Now, you might be asking, "How did you get yourself into the situation, Y/n?" Well, guys, Y/n has no fucking clue either!
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Y/n: *Hugs Dark*
Dark: What was that?
Y/n: Affection.
Dark:
Y/n:
Dark: Do it again.
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Y/n: What colour is Chase's shirt?
Sean: Grey.
Anti: Light grey.
Y/n: Go on, tell them what colour you think it is.
Chase: ... Dark white.
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Wilford: Me and Y/n are best friends! Last year we shared a toothbrush!
Y/n: *Obviously disgusted* I was not aware of that!
Wilford: We did!
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Sean: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a whole snack!
Y/n: Are you silence? Because you make me speechless.
Jackie: Who do you think is going to turn this dirty first?
Marvin: Turn this dirty!? Neither of them, they're too cute for one another.
Sean: Are you my pinkie toe? 'Cause I'm going to bang you against every piece of furniture I own.
Y/n:
Marvin:
Jackie:
Marvin: I take back my previous statement.
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Iplier and Septic ONESHOTS
FanfictionTitle says it all bro!! X gender neutral reader, unless a request says otherwise! I do apologize if I accidently slip on one, we all make mistakes. Requests are open!! I don't know who made this art, but it is not mine!! #1 in yandereiplier - 04/12...
