I just have so much fun with these
Mark: *Crying*
Sean: Y/n, you need to react when people cry!
Y/n: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Y/n: I know you snuck out last night, Dark.
Damien: *From inside Dark* Play dumb.
Dark: *Looking tired af* Who's Dark!?
Celine: *From inside Dark* NOT THAT DUMB!
Y/n:
Dark:
Dark: ...Okay, bye!
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Chase: You don't have to be so humble about it!
Henrik: But seriously, I am not zat gut at et!
Chase: *Pointing to Y/n's unconscious body* Well you're the only one who known CPR and Y/n's dying... soooo....
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Y/n: *Posting a piece of paper up on the ego's bulletin board* *The piece of paper* I have been told that I am too negative and hostile towards the egos on my pieces of paper on here. So to the egos; I am sorry, I honestly didn't know you guys could read!
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Y/n: *Talking to Mark and Sean* When I was younger I used to be made fun of a lot.
Every ego in a ten mile radius: *Jumps through the window, slamming a piece of paper and pen in front of them* Write all their names down here and we will make them pay!
Y/n:
Mark:
Sean:
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Anti: Did you snap my laptop in half?
Y/n: What goes around, comes around.
Anti: Are you seriously still upset about that sandwich that I ate from last week!?
Y/n: *With tears in their eyes* That was the best sandwich I ever made, and you ate it like it was nothing!
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Wilford: What's the word for horny, but, like, not in a sexual way? Like, I'm horny for Christmas, but I don't want to fuck a Christmas tree, y'know?
Y/n:
Wilford:
Y/n:
Wilford:
Y/n: DO YOU MEAN 'EXCITED'?
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Iplier and Septic ONESHOTS
FanfictionTitle says it all bro!! X gender neutral reader, unless a request says otherwise! I do apologize if I accidently slip on one, we all make mistakes. Requests are open!! I don't know who made this art, but it is not mine!! #1 in yandereiplier - 04/12...
