It's a Cryptic World| |MHA/BNHA AU

fun after the storm

tw; cursing, some discussion of what happened last chapter, discussion of trauma, mentioned heart issues, fire mention, hospital mention, injury mention, black mail mention, acid mention, poison mention, sleep walking mention, mentioned/implied insomnia, mentioned/implied heart problems, death mention, implied/mentioned murder, mentioned/implied controversies, mentioned/implied panic attacks, this chapter was supposed to be mostly crack, and then the chapter decided "no", and grape bitch appeared, for only a moment though, probably more, let me know what i missed

Unnamed Group Chat>Class 1-A Chaos
Iida Tenya>Emergency Exit
Yaoyorozu Momo>Vice Rep
Midoriya Izuku>Hero Fanboy
Bakugou Katsuki>Pomeranian
Todoroki Shouto
Aoyama Yuuga>Shiny
Jirou Kyouka>music man
Kaminari Denki>Pokemon!
Tokoyami Fumikage>Revelry in the Goth
Shoji Mezo>One Man ARMy
Uraraka Ochako>Space Nerd
Ashido Mina>Horny
Kirishima Eijirou>Hard
Hagakure Tooru>Carrie
Ojirou Mashirao>Fluffy
Sato Rikkidou>Sweet and Sour
Kouda Kouji>Animal Crossing
Asui Tsuyu>Froggy :>
Sero Hanta>Tape King
Mineta Minoru

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Yamada sighed as he placed his tea back on his desk. "What are we going to do about what happened yesterday? I mean, obviously buff up security but... What about the kids?"

All of the teachers (except Thirteen and Aizawa, the two were both still resting from their injuries, and Nedzu was up in his office) were congregated in the teachers' lounge, going over paperwork quietly before Yamada broke the silence. "They're going to get a mandatory psych eval at the end of the Sports Festival," Hound Dog said. "I can and will black mail Nedzu into letting it happen."

"Wait, we're still hosting the Sports Festival? Even after we were targeted?"

"I don't think it's a good idea, but Nedzu insists on it," Ectoplasm said, sighing. "That it'll show that we're not shaken by the attack."

"We could end up ruining the careers of the kids if they wanna go underground, though," Yamada pointed out. "There's a whole lot wrong with going through with the Sports Festival, but now it feels extra dumb."

"It's not like the Rat would listen to us. It's not gonna do much, trying to argue."

Yamada sighed. He turned to Midnight. "Wanna go see Shouta at the hospital later?"

"Yeah, I need to check in on him anyway. When are we leaving?"

"Well, I'm done with these forms if you're ready?"

"Sure, let me just finish this up really quickly."

The game over screen lit up again. "Fucking dammit!" Jirou groaned. "How are you so good at this?"

Kaminari shrugged. "Lotsa free time. Also, I've beaten my mom a few times and she's really good, so maybe that?"

Jirou rolled their eyes and sighed. "Hey... any particular reason why you're wearing makeup today?"

Kaminari shrugged. "Just felt like it. What, I can't wear makeup every once in a while?"

"No, that's not it. I just haven't seen you wear concealer in a while so it's a little strange."

"Oh. Yeah, that makes more sense. But yeah, I'm fine dude, seriously."

"Alright..." Both of their phones buzzed with notifications.

"Wonder what that's about," Kaminari said, reaching for it. He snickered after reading the most recent notification. "Oh, this is gonna be fun."
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