Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

down with the grape!

Pikapika: *sniff sniff* is that tragic past i smell?

Mysterious: hell yeah it is

Vroomvroom: i was not planning anything of the sort! how did you even know about tensei?!

Mysterious: i have my sources

Minizawa: the heroes were text screaming at eachother all panicky in the middle of the sports festival. we pretended not 2 see out of respect

Mysterious: shhh

Alien Queen: wait... you guys are in a chat with pro heroes?!

Mysterious: if i said no would you believe me?

Alien Queen: do i look stupid?

Mysterious: ok then yes i am in a heroes gc and could get any one of you expelled any minute. feel my power!

Dadzawa: they're lying. i'd only expel you if you sucked. which is why the grape boy who i don't remember the name of is out of ua.

Richrichbitch: ... Wait really?

Alien Queen: took you long enough!

Ears: honestly, i thought y'all were waiting for him to start harassing the boys too. also, i'm pressing charges against mineta for sexual assault and attempted rape

Mysterious: ... sorry, attempted what?

Ears: yh. i'm lucky momo was there

Mysterious: when was this?

Richrichbitch: a few weeks ago

Minizawa:.. did you file a complaint?

Richrichbitch: yeah, right after it happened. went to Nezu and told him

Mysterious: hey guys, would y'all like chimera soup hand delivered to your door?

Minizawa: something came up, we have to go now but we'll talk to you later, maybe.

UA Staff Chat

Mysterious: nezu if there isn't some good fucking explanation for this i will tear your ears off and shove them so far up your ass you'll be tasting fur for years

Minizawa: if you don't hurry up and fucking explain i'm moving to a different hero school, and taking as many students with me as i can. which will be easy with me quirk.

Kinky~: holy shit

Hawks: what's got yalls feathers ruffled?

Mysterious: ask the chimera who ignored a complaint about FUCKING ATTEMPTED RAPE ON A FEMALE STUDENT BY ANOTHER STUDENT

Cockatoo: i'm sorry, excuse me? Nezu?

Evil Rat Genius: Actually, I am in the middle of building a case against Mineta Minoru for sexual assault. What I have so far is enough to get him in prison for a few months, but I'm sure there's a lot more to uncover! Humans are so quick to jump to conclusions

Mysterious: nezu, i don't think you understand. what if the other student hadn't been there to intervene? she would have been violated. on campus too.

Evil Rat Genius: I had drones with lasers installed by Hatsume watching the entire thing. It never would have escalated, even had the other student not stepped in.

Minizawa: ... fuck you, why do you have to be right

Mysterious: you're not forgiven but i suppose that's a good reason.

Pikapika: good reason my ass.

Mysterious: denki?

Pikapika: do you even know how much fucking trauma comes with rape? even just attempted rape can give someone nightmares. did you even stop to think about how she might be feeling? almost being fucking raped in the top hero school, and not one of the pro heroes on campus stepped in? how fucking alone and unsafe do you think she feels here?! fix your shit or i'm enrolling somewhere else.

System: Pikapika is offline

OVERVIEW THING:
1. threatening to kill the commission because they make hawks present himself in a certain way

2. neito appreciation in izu, toshi, shoto and neito's gc

3. Mic explains that when he and aizawa get married snipe will be taking legal guardianship of izuku, so their relationship with hito isn't incest. snipe promises to teach izu how to use a gun.

4. class 1-A spam the gc and learn about izu's quirk- he tells them about it. they had obviously placed bets on his quirk, which uraraka won

5. tensei did get injured during the sports festival due to stain.

6.it comes out that mineta will be expelled for trying something

7. izuku and hitoshi go off at nezu for not expelling mineta earlier but forgive him when he explains he was building a case

8. denki goes batshit bc it doesn't matter abt the case what matters is the students mental health