down with the grape!

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Fuyumi: our socially awkward little brother managed to get 3 partners before i could get 1? that's awesome, you'll all have to come over for dinner some time!

Mysterious: we'd love to!

Icythot: ... hawks can we set her up w/ Mirko

Hawks: holy fuck that's perfect

System: Hawks added Mirko to the groupchat

Mirko: what's up losers?

Better #1: yo Mirko, wanna spar again?

Mirko: you know i'm always up for a fight!

Hawks: you're not here to schedule fights rumi

Mirko: why am i here then?

Hawks: bc i found you a date

Icythot: actually i did, hes just trying to take credit

Hawks: not cool shoto, not cool

Mirko: You know i don't have time for that! i'm too busy kicking ass

Ms Joke: aw come on, one date won't hurt

Mirko: joke? you too?

Kinky~: cmon girl, she's nice i promise!

Mirko: fuck it, fine. who's the lucky lady

Hawks: Todoroki Fuyumi

Mirko: well shit why didn't you just say that.

Fuyumi: uh

Mirko: heya! I'm Mirko, but you can call me Rumi

Fuyumi: I'm Fuyumi, but just call me Yumi

Hawks: omg they match

Fuyumi: ?

Hawks: Rumi and Yumi

Mysterious: holy shit, they're literally meant for eachother

Mirko: I'll pm you the details!

Fuyumi: ok!

System: 2 users are offline

Better #1: .. atleast someone in this family likes women

Todoroki Natsuo: i... can't even deny it

Cockatoo: yall really a family of gays

Better #1: you can't say anything. anyway i got a question for ya

Cockatoo: shoot

Better #1: if you and aizawa marry wont hitoshi and izuku be siblings

Cockatoo: oh, me and Izu talked about that a while ago. we're gonna have Snipe take legal guardianship, but i'll basically still be his dad

Yee-haw: gonna get me a legal son

Mysterious: dw snipe, it's only legal. but you should totally teach me how to use a gun sometimes

Dadzawa: absolutely not. you make glitter bombs lethal, i dont even want to know what you'd do with a gun

Yee-haw: itll only be a nerf gun

Mysterious: ITS NERF OR NOTHING

Dadzawa: this is why you can't have one.

Mysterious: pleaseeee daddyzawa

Dadzawa:... nezu i'm quitting

Evil Rat Genius: nope!

Dadzawa: damnit.

Mysterious: 1 sec the 1a chat is spamming me

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