Smile Dog: Ho long do I have to wear this cone?
Y/N: 'Til your stitches come out
Smile Dog: It's humiliating
Y/N: WELL STOP FIGHTING SQUIRRELS
Smile Dog: I KEEP BUMPING INTO WALLS N SHIT
Y/N: So SIT DOWN
Smile Dog: WHEN I SIT DOWN I LOOK LIKE A DESK LAMP
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