Another Random Object Art Book

Some random prompts 2

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Lolli: "Sometimes people would ask me 'What do you think you're doing?' I learned quickly that that just meant 'Stop'. Apparently they didn't actually my thought process."

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Diamond: "People like Lolli, you just look at and hear 'Hey, don't fuck with me.' But my vibe is just 'Hey, you could probably pour soup in my lap, and I'd probably apologize to you!'"

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Mw: "This lady being the host, it's like there's a horse, loose in a hospital."

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Lolli: "In my defense, YOU left me unsupervised."

Glass: "But didn't Planty come with you?"

Lolli: "In our defense, you also left Planty unsupervised."

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Glass: "Well where there's smoke there's fire."

Lolli: "Fine it was me"

Glass: "What"

Lolli: "I started the fire"

Glass: "What fire?!"

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Maple: "I'd rather die."

Lila: "Than..?"

Maple: "No, Lila, that's it."

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Maple: "I mean, dying can't be that bad. No one has come back to complain about it so..."

Lila: "Maple, I swear to god."

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Maple: "If laughter makes you live longer, you could probably cry yourself to death."

Lila: "Just go see a therapist already."

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Painty: *Phone is ringing*

Coffee Bean: *Looks at who's calling* "Ha! You still call your mom mommy!"

Painty: *Picks up phone and looks straight into Coffee Bean's eyes* "Hey Blaze."

Coffee Bean: "..."

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Glass: "Planty, what are you doing?"

Planty, standing on a table: "I work here too, you know. I can do whatever I want. I don't see wh-"

Glass, sighing: "Where's the spider?"

Planty: "Under the table, please kill it now."

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Maple, at 3am: "When you 'bite down' on something, you are actually 'biting up' because you can't move your upper jaw."

Lila: "Go the fuck to sleep"

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Maple: "Psssssssst Lila, wake up."

Lila: "Wha-what?"

Maple: "If you remove any one letter from the word 'seat' you still end up with a real word."

Lila: "Please don't make this a thing, you waking me up at an ungodly hour to tell me some useless thought."

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Maple: "Ha! Broom, I do have one friend!"

Broom: "Oh really, what's their name?"

Maple: "Depression."

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Maple: "Im made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo."

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Maple: "I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside."

Lila: "Therapy exists, ya know"

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Maple: "Why would anyone want to be rude to me or hurt me?"

Broom: "Idk, maybe they met you."

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Lila: "I'm having girl problems..."

Maple: "Like, 'Her body is too big to hide in your trunk problems?' Or 'Her body was too bloody to move without leaving a mark problems?'"

Lila: "No, as in-"

Maple: "Oh I get it. 'You wanna do what you did to her to someone else because you enjoyed it so much problems' I gotcha"

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Mw: "Have you ever tried flirting?"

Wh: "Sure, I can give 'the look'"

Mw: "Huh, show me."

Wh: *Bites lip slowly*

Mw: "Have you ever considered biting, you know, the BOTTOM lip."

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Coffee Bean: "I wish I had the ability to make girls nervous."

Painty: "Holding a knife to their throat usually does the trick, but for some particular people, all you need is some water."

Blaze: *Across the room* "As a girl, I can confirm that both make me extremely nervous."

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Ah,
Well
There's more of that I guess

LISTEN I HAVE LIKE THREE DIFFERENT THINGS IN NOTES JUST DEVOTED TO THIS STUPIDITY

THIS IS ONLY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE

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