Another Random Object Art Book

**Throws prompts at your face**

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Me: "Clover stop moving Flask's piece to jail"

Clover: (Mumbling under their breath) "It's where she belongs..."

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Maple: "I buy the knife store"

Broom: "There is no knife store"

Maple: "The way I play it there is"

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Mw: "I can do this, I'm going to win!"

Wh: "You've only got two dollars and two houses, Magic Wand."

Everyone: "....When tf did you get here?"

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Pt: "Btw I talk in my sleep"

Crystal Heart: "Yeah okay whatever"

Later that night

Pt (in sleep): "Fuck you Planty you piece of fuckin shit"

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Anyone: *Does something slightly questionable wether it's allowed or not*

Planty: "AHEM THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES BECAAAUSE-"

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Planty: *Tries to get Lolli to do anything*

Lolli: *Spits on it*

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Blaze: "Painty's  the reason I get up in the morning."

Anyone: "Aww"

Next day:

Painty: *Standing over her bed, holding a bucket of water above her* "GET UP IDIOT"

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Maple, in the first panels: "WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY, WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS"

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Coffee Bean, pointing at a board that says killer on it: "There is only one thing worse than a killer..."

*Takes off piece of paper to reveal "Blaze" written above it*

CB: "Boom."

Painty: "Blaze."

CB: "...No."

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Clover: "Did you hang out with Flask last night?"

Me: "Yeah, I did"

Clover: "Oh, cool, I love Flask!"

Me: "You hate Fla-"

Clover: "YEAH NO SHIT, HONEY."

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Planty: "Hey everybody, today Lolli pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put her down. The benefits of killing her would be that I would get pushed way less-"

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Lolli, banging metal sheets together: "I DON GET NO SLEEP CUZZA Y'ALL, NOW Y'ALL GON GET NO SLEEP CUZZA MEEEEE"

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P.Pie: "You know Purse, you look pretty today."

Purse: "BITCH I AIN'T PRETTY I AM BEAUTIFUL BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL ME JUST PRETTY"

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Lolli: "You remember me?! Aww"

Diamond: "Uh, yeah. You're that BITCH WHO STOLE MY MONEY"

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Chalk: "Lol imagine being gay"

Chocolate Bar: *Pauses then smiles, nodding slowly*

Chalk: "WAIT DUDE-"

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Dandelion: "Haha that's so funny you guys"
*Leaves*
*Gets on phone*
"GLASS...LOLLI AND PLANTY ARE DRINKING BEER I NEED YOU TO PICK ME UUUP :'("

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Amulet: "CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 19 BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP, AND HE GIVES TRI-"

Bobby: "Wait, why does Choco have so many soaps?!"

CB: "MIND YO BUSINESS BOBBY"

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Dandelion, watching Lolli and Planty fight: "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?!"

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Glass: "You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Lolli?"

Lolli: "No."

Planty: "I do!"

Glass: "I know Planty."

Planty: "I'm sad!"

Glass: "I know Planty."

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Maple, singing the tune of "It's the final countdown": "iTs A mEnTaL bReAkDoWn" *Plays kazoo*

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Coffee Bean: "I got you cake."

Blaze: "Aww, thank you."

Painty: "And I got you...mur."

Blaze: "Thank you."

Painty: "MUR-DER!"

Coffee Bean: "Blaze! NO-"

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Lolli, walking by: "And they were roomates,"

King, watching: "Oh my god, they were ROoMaTEs..."

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Glass: "Did you wash the dishes?"

Lolli: "I thought..you wanted...to do that.."

Glass: "MMHMMHMM. YOU WERE WRONG!"

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Coffee Bean: "No! We want love, not war!"

Painty: "Good idea"

*Grabs pink bazooka with hearts on it and aims it at Blaze*

"Love bazooka."

Painty: "PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS, OR I'LL BAZOOKA YOU"

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Cop: "What are your names?"

Lolli: "Don't tell em, Planty."

Cop, taking notes: "Planty.."

Planty: "Whoah! Lolli, how did he know?!"

Cop: "I'll let you off without a fine just because I think you should save up your money to go to school."

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Maple: "Sorry I'm late I was.....doing things."

Lolli, throwing the door open: "SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!"

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You guys I promise I'm not funny
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