Code Geass: Man In The High Castle

Chapter 4

Inside the Chinese Consulate

Kallen: so... You're the Akihito from another world where Britannia never existed?

Akihito: yeah, fuck that American and British, they've fucked up after we defeated them

CC: How did you and this Greater German Reich get here?

Akihito: It started because of an earthquake, somehow we can be in this world

Lelouch: So that's what brings you and this new nation called the Greater German Reich here?

Akihito: In fact, the Greater German Reich consisted of several states: Germany, Austria, Italy, Vichy France, Spain, Portugal, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Belgium, Luxembourg, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania, Grecce, Turkey, Reichskommissariat Kaukasien, Reichskommissariat Madagaskar, Reichskommissariat Moskowien, Reichskommissariat Niederlande, Reichskommissariat Norwegen, Reichskommissariat Ostafrika, Reichskommissariat Ostland, Reichskommissariat Südwestafrika, Reichskommissariat Ukraine, Reichskommissariat Zentralafrika, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman, Qatar, Iran, and many African states

Kallen: whoa, that a lot of member

Akihito: I was a Japanese Emperor in my world, replacing my dead father, I was brought into this world with my Japanese troops and all the navy and air force and army in Germany to protect me. Until I brought my family

CC: Is it too much to protect you?

Akihito: I don't want to repeat what happened in the past, because when I was about to give a speech in front of the American people in the Pacific States of America, I was assassinated, but it wasn't me, it's my doppelganger. When my doppelganger was giving a speech and was assassinated, I was in the hotel bathroom

Lelouch: really?

Akihito: I had the urge to defecate at that time, so I went to the bathroom

CC: So what's next?

Akihito: The investigation said that it was Germans from the government who wanted to kill me in order to create conflict between Germany and Japan, and luckily there was no war. The perpetrators were immediately caught and executed!

Kallen: So, how come you were like that outside earlier?

Akihito: I used a Formula so that it can increase your physical strength, but can also change your behavior attitude

*Dialtone*

Akihito: Hang on second, *answer Michiko* Hello?

Michiko: <Are you okay there?>

Akihito: I'm okay, listen, the Formula was perfect, I'm gonna used again

Michiko: <.....>

Akihito: You mad because I used it, right?

Michiko: <yes>

Akihito: Bet you you're wrong.

Michiko: <Bet you I'm right>

Akihito: Bet you you're a skank.

Michiko: <Bet you you're an asshole!>

Akihito: BITCH I KILL PEOPLE!!