A/N: Why did my mom think giving me this was a good idea?
Herb: *staring off into distance dramatically*
Sparkling: What's wrong babe?
Herb: Is Miss Piggy a drag performer?
Sparkling:
Herb:
The kingdom:
Sparkling: Oh shit, is she?
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Cookie Run: Kingdom One-Shots, Head-Canons, Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes (not labeled), one-shots (O-S), head-canons (H-C), etc. Requests are more than welcome! Feel free to write constructive criticism, but please be nice about it. I really like this game, and I tend to write a lot of stuff about the th...