Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Aftermath

"Woah, you all look like shit"

Neito was not having it today, so he glared at Izuku.

"Shut up, you're probably the one who spiked it"

Of course he said it as a joke, but when he didn't get an answer he realised Izuku did spike it, and pounced at him like a lion.

Or he tried to but a few things happened.

He tripped over Shoto, then tripped again over seemingly nothing, and then Izuku side stepped and he ran head first into the wall.

The poor boy didn't even bother getting up. He just lay face down on the floor, contemplating whether or not it was worth it to test how soft the concrete was today.

Izuku rolled his eyes and turned Hitoshi's TV on, putting on a random movie and dragging Hitoshi and Neito to the bed.

"I swear to god- your so lucky I love your asses or I'd leave right now"

Shoto looked at him confused.

"You love our asses?"

"No I- I mean yeah I do but I didn't mean that"

Neito looked at him.

"You love me?"

"Was that not obvious?"

Neito didn't answer. Instead he moved closer to the other three. A few minutes later he fell asleep, but before he did he muttered out

"I love you too"

Leaving Izuku a complete blushing mess with Shoto and Hitoshi laughing at his face.

They stayed like that for the rest of the day, only occasionally getting up for the bathroom or to get a drink.

UA Staff Chat

Crusty: I'm going to kill that brat

Kinky~: which brat?

Kaminari Denki: I swear it wasn't me! I'm innocent!

Crusty: what? No, not you, I mean the green fucker

Kaminari Denki: oh, thank god. I thought you found out it was me who wrapped you in Christmas tree lights

Crusty: that was you?

Kaminari Denki: .... SOMEONE HELP ME IM GOING TO DIE

Kinky~: yall see something?

Yee-haw: no, should I have?

Kaminari Denki: damn, nice to know I can rely on heroes. If they weren't so scary I'd be becoming a villain rn

Crusty: ignoring that- no I'm not forgetting, I'll deal with you later. I'm going to kill that fucking brat.

Handjob: BAHHAHAHAHAHAH NO WAIT ITS SO FUNNY THOUGH

Hawks: YOU LOOK GREAT BABE

Better #1: wtf happened

Handjob: the kid put neon pink hair dye in his shampoo and the dumbass didn't notice

Hawks: the pink suits you!

System: Mysterious is online

Mysterious: wait I didn't think it would work- anyway yeah it's temporary, just wanted to scare ya!

System: Mysterious is offline

Crusty: ... calm, Dabi, calm. Count to ten and fucking breathe

System: Crusty is offline

Hawks: Aw! His anger management sessions are working

Better #1: he goes to anger management?

Crazy: no, he vents to me and I turn into whoever he hates and let him beat me up

Kinky~: WAIT THATS SO NICE YOUR SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

Crazy: the people he hates are normally cute, so if he beats me up I get to see them covered in blood!

Kinky~:... still a good friend

System: Mysterious is online

Mysterious: is he gone?

Handjob: yep

Mysterious: perfect, Tomu can you pretty please get a picture for me?

Handjob: no way.

Hawks: don't worry kid I gotchu

Mysterious: Wish Hawks was my

Kinky~: your?

Mysterious: yall know what I mean

System: Mysterious is offline

Heya author here
Just realised it's chapter 40 something and the USJ hasn't happened yet- buckle your seatbelts because this is gonna be one long ass book