Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Aftermath

Todoroki Shoto: you stared at me for an hour, repeating 'woah pretty' every few minutes before throwing up and passing out

Vlad King: oh Monoma...

1-B Prince: drunk words are sober thoughts

Todoroki Shoto: whatdidhesayyyyy

Cockatoo: so that means Shouta really loves me!

Dadzawa: oh god, what did I do.

Cockatoo: "I love you I love you I love you. never change you're amazing. please don't leave me please don't"

Vape Cloud: yeah, you're an emotional drunk

Dadzawa: fml

Hawks: I wish I was there >:(

Mysterious: why weren't you?

Hawks: the commission sent me on a mission

Crusty: I stg I'm going to burn the commission to the ground

Hawks: nono don't!

Handjob: maybe I'll just go dust them all

Hawks: no wait don't-

Dadzawa: why do y'all hate the commission so much?

Handjob: you want the list?

Crusty: they overwork my baby bird. I barely get to fucking see him, and when I do he looks like he's about to pass out

Hawks: it's not that bad! I just have to keep up appearances most of the time

Better #1: bs. You're taking a holiday, as of now

Hawks: what, no I can't- the commission-

Better #1: fuck the commission, they will let you. Unless they want to deal with a pissed off Endeavor

Hawks: ... thank you

Better #1: now go, your boyfriend misses you.

System: Hawks is offline

Mysterious: did anyone else's respect level for Endeavor just go way up?

Todoroki Shoto: so proud to be his son rn

Minizawa: that was awesome

Dadzawa: ... you're slightly more tolerable

Better #1: awww Aizawa you do care

System: Dadzawa is offline

Aizawa put his phone down and sat up in bed, letting out a long sigh.

It was just something about Endeavor's face that looked so punchable.

He got out of bed and went downstairs to make breakfast, before remembering he sucked ass at cooking and just made a cup of coffee.

10 minutes later Yamada fell down the stairs. Aizawa didn't even look back, just shouting

"You good?"

Yamada let out a small whine and crawled over to sit next to Aizawa on the sofa, laying his head on his partner's shoulder.

"That didn't help my headache."

Aizawa almost felt bad for laughing.

Key word: almost.

"Hey! It's not funny! I haven't drank that much in a long time"

"Yeah- sorry sorry, didn't know you were such a lightweight."

That earned the hero a whack on the head. He just laughed and turned to the blond, planting a small kiss on his forehead.