80 year old Creep

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(Nov 1)
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Stalker is calling
Call received

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(Angel || Stalker)

"H-hello?"

"Hey! Did you honestly murder someone and the cops are searching for you?"

"What? No. Why do you ask that? I haven't done anything!"

"Uh-huh, I knew it! But then why are you whispering?"

"Ayo! If my parents find out that I'm talking to you, they will confiscate my phone!"

"Ayo? sounds cute... and why? I'm not an 80-year-old creep who stalks girls!"

"Well...duh!"

"So, you don't believe me, do you? Should I send you a pic of my hot body?"

"Wha-! Eww! No, don't! Don't you dare?!"

"Jeez, I'm kidding angel. Since you can't see me, I'm smirking right now"

"And I'm rolling my eyes"

"Roll once more and you'll be able to see your brains in there, Angel"

"And that's not a bad thing. At least I have one though. Bye!"

"HEY! Y-"

*beep*beep*
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"-you're a meanie! And she freaking hung up on me!"

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