Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Suffer in chaos

"So you won't mind if I tell Aizawa sensei?"

"Wait no don't please, they can't know"

"Oh, so you do have DID?"

"I- stop twisting my words this is manipulation!"

"Chill, I won't tell. I don't see why you're so against it though."

Izuku muttered under his breath.

"Yeah, catch the suicidal, wanting-to-self-harm kid with another mental illness why not? Wonder if the mental hospital they put me in would be nice"

He was under the impression that Monoma didn't hear it. He definitely did, but decided against saying anything, instead storing that information in his brain.

"Holy shit- Mido is Midori"

"Well really?"

"Wow- no need to be sarcastic. I'm just figuring out someone I care about has a vigilante alter, I'm obviously surprised"

As much as he wanted to, Izuku had nothing to say to that. Instead he just sat back down.

"Hold on- why are you sitting?"

"Sit with me?"

Monoma threw a look of disgust at the floor. He wiped down the counter with the sinks on it and sat up there instead.

Izuku looked up at him.

"Wow okay, I see how it is. You really think you're so much higher than me?"

Monoma smirked.

"I am higher than you, both literally and figuratively."

Yep. Izuku was definitely ignoring that. Instead, he pulled his phone out and Monoma followed, grabbing his own.

UA Staff Chat

System: Mysterious has added Monoma Neito

Vlad King: tf-

System: Mysterious changed Monoma Neito's name to 1-B Prince

Dadzawa: did you get another boyfriend?

Crispy: Mans collecting boyfriends like they're pokemon

Mysterious: rude

Handjob: pffft- is he wrong

Hawks: I don't think he is

1-B Prince: wtf is this Izu

Vlad King: Monoma?

1-B Prince: uh- hi?

Pikapika: oh, your prince? Wait does that make Hitoshi the princess?

Minizawa: why not Shoto, he's the one with Elsa powers

1-B Prince: okay, someone explain

Dadzawa: well damn, he's definitely demanding enough to be a royal

Vape Cloud: when I say I W h e e z e d-

Mysterious: calm, Neito, calm. I got added here a while ago on accident and I've just been adding people I like since!

Pikapika: aw bro you like me?

Mysterious: ofc bro (no homo)

Pikapika: (ofcofc no homo)

1-B Prince: are they always like that

Cockatoo: yep! It's such a cute friendship!

Dadzawa: it's annoying.

Minizawa: it's annoying.

Better #1: what's up losers

Kinky~: get off your high horse, you're not better than us

Better #1: I'm literally the top hero, wym

Evil Rat Genius: unfortunately, All Might is currently the number 1 hero!

Better #1: notice the unfortunately? That bitch is basically dead, I'll be #1 soon enough

Hawks: who says I won't pass you, #2 hero with a lower approval rating than me?

Crispy: go baby go

Crazy: we love a supportive boyfriend

Better #1: approval rating doesn't mean shit as long as I get the most arrests

Evil Rat Genius: Actually, that's not how it works! The ranking takes both arrests and approval rating into account!

Hawks: so all I gotta do is arrest like 3/4 as many people as Endeavor and I'm good?

Mysterious: Can't y'all just be co-#1 heroes?

Hawks: why?

Mysterious: because I can't choose who to support, you're both too awesome

Hawks: BBEBDBSNZNAHSJS ILY IZUKU YOURE ADORABLE

Better #1: I wouldn't mind being a co-#1, rankings don't matter anyway.

Todoroki Shoto: so we're forgetting the time you literally cried when the rankings were announced and all bitch beat you-

Better #1: yes we are.

System: all up the ass is online

All up the ass: I AM HE- who changed my name?

Mysterious: guilty

1-B Prince: do I sense all might slander?

Minizawa: yes you do

All up the ass: oh- well I AM HERE!

Mysterious: you be gone soon motherfucker. You're like 2 days from death, literally on your way to his door rn

Minizawa: V I O L A T I O N

Todoroki Shoto: DRAGGING HIM SO FAR THROUGH HELL HES COUGHING UP FIRE

Mysterious: PLS ILY BOTH

All up the ass: I- I- atleast in not a fa**ot

Dadzawa: ...

Cockatoo: ...

Evil Rat Genius: ...

Kinky~: ...

Yee-haw: ...

Better #1: ...

Hawks: ...

Crispy: ...

Crazy: ...

Handjob: ...

Pikapika: ...

1-B Prince: ...

Afo: ...

Todoroki Shoto: ...

Minizawa: ... no he fucking didn't

System: Mysterious is offline

Todoroki Shoto: suffer in chaos, all bitch