𝕊𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕕 𝔾𝕠𝕒𝕝𝕤 [𝕜.𝕧, 𝕪.𝕞, 𝕪.𝕤, 𝕟.𝕛, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞.𝕤]

|23|Taehyung Is Pregnant?!|

Hey Fam! So like I promised! Here is the K-Pop version of the "I'm pregnant!" meme! Now let's see who's the one who thinks they're pregnant and gets sucker punched in the end *smirks*.

But anygays! Hope you guys enjoy!

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𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕕 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟'𝕤 ℙ𝕠𝕧

It was another simple day at BHU, Jungkook and Taehyung were finally getting along again and were now flirting that makes their friends and relatives smile, especially Taehyung's father and Jungkook's father-- but sometimes, the two flirted so much that their friends even cringed at them, especially Jungkook since he flirts the most with Taehyung who only blushes and looks away while Seokjin slaps his head and scolds him for flirting with his Tae Bear.

Right now, Taehyung was by his locker getting his stuff while talking to Seokjin who were by his locker, while Jungkook was leaning against another locker while talking to Namjoon as they wait for their lovers.

"Mark Hyung! Wait! I think that this is all a big understanding! You don't even know if it's his or not!" They all turned their heads towards Yugyeom and Mark who was rushing towards them, Jackson and Hoseok not too far behind

"Mark! Angel! Listen to Yugyeom! Trust me, you don't want to face Kook's wrath!" Jackson yells, making the other four confused

Taehyung stops on what he's doing, gives some of his things to Jungkook while he walked towards Mark with a worried expression on his face-- thinking that something happened to one of his best friends, but didn't expect to get punched.

"Mark? You ok--AGHHHH!!" Taehyun yells in pain as he got sucker-punched in the stomach by Mark, the other three were surprised so Namjoon had to hold Jungkook back so he won't hurt Mark, "M-Mark, w-what.. the.. fuck?!" Taehyung weakly exclaims as Yugyeom rushes towards him as Hoseok tried to hold Seokjin back from smacking Mark

"Tae, you are one of my VERY best friends-- and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!!! YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!!" Mark exclaims as he knelt down and shook Taehyung by his shoulders making him dizzy while the other 3 stood there confused, while the other three mentally face-palmed

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Taehyung weakly asks as he held his head and stomach in pain

"I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now" Mark says in a serious tone, making the four's eyes widen while the other three were internally cursing Mark

"Uhh-- see ya" Jackson says as he backed away from the drama and hid behind a wall

Jungkook froze and choked on his spit as he and Taehyung blushed a bright red, while Seokjin froze and then started attacking Jungkook, if it weren't for Hoseok holding him back while Namjoon whistled.

"Damn Kook, already?" Namjoon teased the frozen male in his grasp while Taehyung shook his head

"I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!" Taehyung bashfully exclaims as Yugyeom helped him stand up before glaring at Mark who rose a brow

"Are.. are you sure?" Mark carefully asks as he starts sweating internally as he received a glare from Seokjin, Yugyeom, and Taehyung

"YES I'M FUCKING SURE!!" Taehyung angrily exclaims as he continues to glare at Mark

"I'm sorry, but why the FUCK is everybody yelling over here?" They all turned to see Jimin walking towards them with Yoongi behind him, mostly admiring his mochi's ass

""Oh-- I found this positive pregnancy test and-"

"oH MoThErFUCKER!!" Taehyung painfully exclaims as Jimin came forward and sucker-punched him in the stomach as well, while Yugyeom held him again as Seokjin and Jungkook were being held back again

"THE FUCK MOCHI?!" Yoongi exclaims, shocked that his boyfriend punched his own best friend

"Look, I know we had an argument about Jungkook's terrible flirting and you're amazing flirting comebacks in the past, but I CANNOT stand idly by and let you ruin your own life! And we can't celebrate your graduation by drinking with you rocking a fetus fannypack" Jimin says as he crossed his arms and shook his head while Yoongi internally sweatdropped

"I'm not-- PREGNANT!!" Taehyung angrily yells again as he glared both at Mark and Jimin, him still in pain

"Are.. are you sure?" Jimin carefully asks

"YES!!" Taehyung yells in rage

"Oh-- well I just assumed" Jimin mumbles, "I mean, some guys CAN get pregnant..." he continues

"Oh yeah, that makes sense" Mark says as he heard Jimin

"NO! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!" Taehyung was now being held back by Yugyeom while Jungkook and Seokjin smirked

"I suggest you guys better start running now" Yugyeom says as he looked at the two

"Wait-- what do you mean?! Are you letting him go?!" Mark nervously says as they all watch Taehyung thrash in Yugyeom's hold

"YES! DO YOU THINK I'M NOT GONNA LET GO?! I'M WEAKER COMPARED TO TAE!!" Yugyeom says then Taehyung escaped from his grasp

Jimin and Mark hugged each other in fear as Taehyung stared at them with an evil glint in his eyes as an evil smile crept onto his face-- Jungkook and the others all hid behind Yugyeom who squeaked in fear while Jimin and Mark froze in their place as they continued to hug each other, while Seokjin just stood there with a smirk on his face.

"You have approximately 5 seconds to run before I hunt you two down and kick your fucking asses-- 5" Taehyung says then starts counting down as Jimin and Mark let go of each other and started running for their lives

"4"

"Taehyung we're sorry!" Jimin yells

"3"

"We promise we won't do that again!" Mark yells

"2"

"NOOO!!!" Both Mark and Jimin yell

"And 1-- Jiminie~ Markie~, time to play~" Taehyung says as he starts walking down the hallways of the campus

After Taehyung left, Seokjin startd laughing while the others were still frozen in fear, especially Jungkook since he was the one who is dating the one who is hunting Jimin and Mark down. After Seokjin stopped laughing, he turned towards the others and Jungkook and smirked.

"So Jungkook, Joonie~" Seokjin called out and the two males turned their heads toward him

"Y-yes Princess?/ Y-yes Seokjin H-Hyung" Namjoon and Jungkook answered nervously while smiling in fear

"Any thoughts of dating a Kim from my and Taehyung's family?" Seokjin asks with a smirk on his plump lips and both nodded their heads

"And what would that be?" He asks once more

"To never anger you, Taehyung, or anyone from your family" Namjoon says and Seokjin nods with a smile

"That's right" Seokjin says as he smiled and hugged Namjoon as the other hugged back

"We're dating dangerous but beautiful angels"

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Hey Fam!

I'm back with another chapter!

Almost done with my school year!

Hoped you guys enjoyed!

Take care!

I love you!

Author-nim, over 'n out!