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December 7, 1998
~DeVanté's P.O.V~
The McDonald's sprite shot out of my nose and mouth as I laughed. I held my nose in pain. That shit burns!
"The dog that jumps in the water, loses the bone in its mouth!" Tia told me.
"Oh, my God. You annoying as fuck!" I said laughing.
"Hold on! I got another quote. As the river flows, so goes the salmon, Donald." She told me yet another one of these damn quotes.
"You sayin' shit, but don't even know what the fuck you talkin' 'bout." I laughed some more.
"So?" Tia shrugged.
"What you mean, so?" I asked her.
"What I mean is that your behind says things all the time and don't be knowin' what you're even talking about. Nobody else does either." She giggled.
"Give me an example." I leaned and rested my face between my thumb and index fingers.
She nodded with a smirk. "A'ight. My BIGGEST example. You do this ALL the time and EVERYONE can attest to this..." She trailed off, holding back laughter by putting her tongue in her cheek.
"Go 'head. I'm waiting." I smirked.
"I'm about to ruin yo WHOLE character with this one." Then Tia cleared her throat dramatically.
"A'ight! Tell a nigga then and stop beating around the fuckin' bush."
"You know what I'm sayin'?" She said then burst out laughing with her head thrown back.
I silently stared at her while she carried on. A whole minute passed until she took a laughing break. "A'ight, you done now?"
Tia shot me a smile. "HELL NO!" She threw her head back again in laughter while kicking her feet into the air.
"I don't see nothin' funny," I told her with a smug smirk.
"I don't give a flyin' doggy shit! It's funny to ME!" She said through her laughter.
"You know what, I'm tired of you." I stood up, looking down at her.
She stared at me with her lips folded, "FIGHT ME THEN." Tia emphasized then began laughing again.
"A kekekeke!" I pulled her up by her arm and threw her across the back of my shoulders and her laughter turned into an unexpected squeal.
It was unexpected to her not to me. "I will!" I ran up the stairs.
"Donald put me down! You KNOW I hate when you do this!"
By the time I made it up there, I was a bit winded, but I pushed the bedroom door open with my foot, then I power bombed her onto the bed. I held her legs back so she wouldn't do any slick shit.
"Say somethin' else!" I told her.
"Somethin' else!" She yelled out.
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