Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Trauma Trio's therapy + Denki

Denki Kaminari: ummm.... That was all autocorrect?

Floof: like they'll believe that

Kinky~: Kaminari and Hitoshi I'm giving you both an A, you're now my favourites

Hawks: @Todoroki Shoto you got good taste

Crispy: Y'all are all idiots, Hawks is clearly superior to all of the pro heroes

Hawks: I appreciate that, but no way am I the hottest when Aizawa is a hero?

Dadzawa: don't bring me into this

Handjob: I agree, Eraserhead is better then all of you npcs, both in looks and skill

Dadzawa: w h a t ?

Handjob: what?

Problem Solver: this. This is why we get nothing done in therapy.

Evil Rat Genius: I must say, I am curious as to who has the highest approval rating based on appearances

Dadzawa: Nezu I stg if you do something

Evil Rat Genius: well you're basically asking me to put up a school-wide poll aren't you?

Crispy: no need for a poll- Hawks literally has 7 fan clubs

Kinky~: I have 8!

Crispy: your fanclubs are full of 30 year old single unemployed men with foot fetishes

Kinky~: and Hawks' fanclubs are full of 13 year old girls!

Mysterious: I'm not a 13 year old girl

Todoroki Shoto: I- (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

Floof: fanclubs don't matter. All bitch has hundreds and he isn't even on the table for options of hottest hero

Mysterious: forget the table, fucker isn't even in the house

Cockatoo: do I need to remind you all that this is Shouta

Dadzawa: when did you- nevermind I don't want to know

Vape Cloud: Shouta wins. He's better than all of you losers

Kinky~: I hate to agree but you're right, I can't compete

Mysterious: Aizawa Supremacy

Denki Kaminari: damn sensei, is this what you look like under the sleeping bags? You should dress like that to school

Dadzawa: Yamada what have you started

Floof: no no he has a point, you're attractive there's no need to hide it

(Do not start shipping them, I beg. Just a son hyping his parent up.)

Mysterious: I think if they dressed like that to school I might just have to go jump off the nearest cliffout of anger for not being born 15 years earlier

Todoroki Shoto: ^ Seriously Hito, your lucky getting to see them like that everyday

Floof: baby that is my parent 😀

Cockatoo: sucks to suck

Vape Cloud: fr, I get to see them everyday and I get to date them.

System: Afo is online

Afo: who's the best? I'm the best. Who's the best? I'm the best

Crispy: what the fuck

Handjob: uh... sensei?

Crazy: YESSSS GET IT! WE LOVE THE SELF CONFIDENCE!

Afo: thank you Himiko! Well- you will never guess what quirk I just got.

Evil Rat Genius: sure you should be speaking about this infront of pro heroes?

Afo: what are you gonna do, stop me? Funny. Anyway, you know that kid overhaul has? It's a quirk like hers, but it only works on non living things

Mysterious: guys, were fucking screwed. Hero society is done for, become a villain before it's too late

Cockatoo: Izu? What do you mean?

Mysterious: @afo where the fuck did you even find one like that and how didn't the commission get a hold of it first?

Afo: oh- they did! I simply went in and stole it from the poor kid they were training in secret!

Hawks: ..wait they're still doing that? No.. they told me they'd stop if I became a hero.

Kinky~: Hawks???

Afo: you didn't know? Well, yeah they are. Pretty sure it got worse. I took the kids quirk though so they won't have to go through that anymore

Mysterious: like being quirkless is any better. Actually I take that back, I'd rather stay quirkless than be a commission toy

Evil Rat Genius: Izuku, could you please explain this quirk to us?

Mysterious: ..rewind. An incredibly dangerous quirk and extremely hard to control

Afo: @crispy @handjob @crazy @get in my balls @man magnet, literally @once @lizard, get in losers we're going celebratory looting

Dadzawa: lmao, sucks to be Yall I'm not on duty rn

Kinky~: it's times like this that I wish I was an underground hero.

Would y'all be interested in a discord for this fic or my books in general?