Bondage Kink: he has a point, you are very bad at flirting

Pikapika: well damn. @Monoma Neito if you don't like them how about we grab lunch together some time?

Monoma Neito: tbh that's kind of a tempting offer

Forward March: how come you all like that loser

Manliest: come on Bakubro! I'm sure he isn't really that bad

Monoma Neito: you know, I was extremely rude to your class to keep you away from me. Clearly it didn't work.

Mysterious: jokes on you, I have a degradation kink

Todoroki Shoto: ^

Monoma Neito: motherfuckers. Fine, one date. Only on the condition that if the date sucks you never come near me again. Better be the best fucking date ever.

Todoroki Shoto: deal

Mysterious: WAITWAITWAIT NO! Sho do you not remember how bad I am at first dates?!

Todoroki Shoto: I had fun on our first date?

Floof: before y'all say anything else I'm going to remind you that everyone in our class is watching this convo

System: 3 users are offline

Gays and Theys

Mysterious: Sho I know you had fun but I don't think Monoma would appreciate a villain hangout spot

Floof: oh my god what do we do

Todoroki Shoto: okay calm down, there are three of us I'm sure we can figure it out

Floof: Shoto we share one brain cell and I'm pretty sure you got it today, so think of something

Todoroki Shoto: well shit. How about an arcade?

Mysterious: that.. is a good idea

Floof: it doesn't suck

Todoroki Shoto: you wound me, Hitoshi

Mysterious: Alright! This Saturday?

Floof: sounds good to me

Todoroki Shoto: yeah, I'll text Monoma

Floof: wait how do you have his number? It's set so that you can't get it from the gc?

Todoroki Shoto: I gave him mine earlier and he just texted me. Work smarter, not harder

System: Todoroki Shoto is offline

Floof: sly fucker

The next day, at lunch

UA Staff Chat

Kinky~: SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A DATE ON SATURDAY @Floof @Mysterious @Todoroki Shoto

Mysterious: where did you hear that, midi-chan?

Kinky~: Mina texted me yesterday!

Yee-haw: and why do you have a students number?

Kinky~: no reason! Anyways- who's the lucky guy?

Vlad King: Aizawa get your fucking kids before I kill them

Dadzawa: ah, so it's with Monoma. Nice one Hitoshi

Floof: not you supporting my relationship just to piss off Vlad

Dadzawa: and what about it?

Vape Cloud: yo! Mystery! Congrats bro!

Mysterious: thank you, future dad!

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