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Hu Tao: If you have any loved ones who have departed from this world, you can always count on the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to do their funeral! We're handing out discount coupons for a "buy 1 get 1 free" discount when buying coffins to the first 20 clients that come~ And hey Xiangling, theres a ghost haunting you right now! That's right! It's telling me you're cooking something new! Hehe~
Xiangling: Hu Tao, can you please stop messing with me by pretending ghosts are around?! Wait...is there actually a ghost there...? I am cooking...
Chongyun: A ghost? Where?! I'll exorcise it!
Xingqiu: How do you stop the chats? I'm reading, and I'm almost at the end...
Xiangling: I can have you guys taste-test the new dish I'm making! You guys just need to come here.
You: OMGGGGGG ITS THE PEOPLE OF LIYUE-
Hu Tao: I never saw you in Liyue before! Are you a ghost?
Chongyun: Where?! Are you evil?
You: dont worry im not evil and im from another world
Xiangling: What's with your capitalization?
You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: Anyways hi im y/n
Xingqiu: Do Aether and Paimon know you, by chance?
You: Yeah, I was added into the mondstadt chat thanks to this person named bob- i mean brie
You: yeah okay who's in this chat- ah
You: @Ningguang @Xiao @Zhongli @Ganyu @Keqing can you guys please check out yall new phones
Ningguang: Yes, what is it?
Xiao: Who are you? Are you a demon?
Ganyu: I have got things to do. Could you make this quick?
You: OMIGOD OMIGOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Keqing: What do you mean by that?
You: Hey keqing, don't tell aether but theres ppl who ship you two together
Keqing: By ship, you mean Beidou's ship? Do you have grammar issues?
You: No like people want you and Aether to be together
Keqing: Wait what?
You: pfft thats just one of them, AETHER IS SHIPPED WITH PRACTICALLY EVERYONE AT THIS POINT
You: IDK WHY BUT THATS A FACT
Ningguang: What?
Xiao: What are you talking about?
Xiangling: Even with children?
You: NO WHY WOULD THEY
Chongyun: Even with the boys?
You: yes
Hu Tao: Why are we talking about this? I thought I was here to attract more clients.
Ganyu: You think everyone in Teyvat likes Aether? No way that's true!
You: yeah it aint true but even though they don't like aether and cant i want them to be
You: just dont tell him while hes offline its our little secret
You: imagine not liking aether
Paimon has set their status to Active
Paimon: Hey y/n, what's going on?
You: OH GOD PAIMON-
Paimon: What has Paimon walked into...it's pure chaos!
Paimon: And...and you think Aether likes everyone? Even Paimon herself?
You: OFC NOT PAIMON AETHER DOESNT LIKE YOU UR LIKE 5 OR SOMETHING
Paimon: Paimon is not a kid!
You: pls dont say a word about this to Aether or im getting Xiangling to cook u up
Xiangling: Paimon cake! Paimon cake! Pleaase...
Paimon: No, no, no! Paimon doesn't wanna be cooked into a cake!
Xiangling: Fine...but when y/n says so, I will cook you!
Xingqiu: If you're from another world. can you try to go to Teyvat?
You: Sorry but no i cant
You: Wait wheres zhongli I thought he was added here too
Ganyu: Apparently he had to buy the phone with Mora, at least that's what the person requested. But he didn't have any.
You: i knew he was broke, why not go to childe for that
You: yall tell zhongli to make childe his official wallet
You: oop gotta go yall
Chongyun: If you see a ghost, call me to exorcise it! Oh yeah, you're not in Teyvat...
Xiangling: I hope I can conjure up a new recipe just for you, y/n!
Hu Tao: When you finally get to go here in Teyvat, I'll give you a life-long discount coupon! I will also count you as one of my special clients.
Xingqiu: Stay safe back there, my liege.
Ningguang: We have work to do. Until next time?
You: ok byeeeee
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(A/N: This chapter has been revised due to the fact that yall are shook with the part where I said Y/n ships all Genshin characters with Aether.)
BẠN ĐANG ĐỌC
(COMPLETE) It's not a dream - Genshin Impact x reader
Tiểu Thuyết Chung(SEQUEL: Living a never-ending fantasy) You lived a very very normal life, playing Genshin Impact. One day you get added into a weird group in Google Chat... Are things really gonna work out?
