Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Class 1-A

"Hey- call me mystery for now. He's Shinso Hitoshi, and that's Todoroki Shoto"

Shoto gave a small wave while Hitoshi didn't acknowledge him and instead pouted.

"That was a dick move."

Izuku and Kaminari laughed, but then Izuku looked around the changing room and got confused.

"What's on your mind bro?"

Kaminari had started putting his shirt on.

"Uh- you were talking with the red head before class right? Where are they?"

"Oh, you mean Kirishima? I don't know, he walked here with me? I guess we'll see him on the field!"

"Right.."

Soon enough everyone finished changing and walked out to the field together where the girls were already waiting.

Izuku let his eyes skim over the girls. It wasn't anything dirty, you horndogs. He was analysing what their quirks might be. But then he stopped on someone.

It was the redhead. He was looking at the ground, trying to hide himself.

Izuku furrowed his brow and walked over.

"Hey bro! What are you doing with the girls?"

Kirishima muttered something under his breath but Izuku didn't hear it.

"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Speak up a little?"

"All Might wouldn't let me in the boys changing rooms.."

"Oh.. well I'll talked to Nezu and get that fixed!"

"Really? That's so manly. Thanks man!"

On the outside Izuku was calm. On the inside he was ready to commit a war crime. He had immediately understood what Kirishima meant, and was pissed. He does not tolerate transphobes.

Hitoshi and Shoto notice this and walked over.

"Mystery? Why are you so mad?"

Kirishima looked at the bi-haired male confused. They didn't look mad at all?

"Oh. Just All Whore being his usual asshole self."

Hitoshi groaned.

"When does he ever fucking stop?"

Izuku was about to respond but then Aizawa called the class over. So before he left he turned to Kirishima.

"Don't let All Bitch get you down. I don't know you well but you're the manliest man I've met! Just focus on this test and put your all into it!"

In any other circumstances Kirishima would have cried from happiness. But he had a test to ace.

"Today we will be doing a quirk apprehension test. Like the ones you did in middle school, but you can use your quirks. Bakugou, what was your furthest ball throw in middle school?"

"62 meters."

A few gasps were heard.

"Now do it with your quirk"

A fire lit in Bakugou's eyes as he grabbed the ball and stepped in the box. He pulled his arm back and powered the ball forward and out of his hand with explosions.

"SHINEEEEEEEE!"

Aizawa held up a small screen with his score.

"702m."

Some people's eyes widened while the others gasped. A girl with pink skin grinned and shouted.

"So we get to use our quirks? Fun!"

Izuku growled. Sure, he analysed quirks. But that doesn't mean he likes them. He's had them used against him his whole life. He muttered under his breath.

"Fun my ass. It's about as fun as watching All bitch get an award"

Hitoshi, who was next to him, snorted.

"Oh, and last place gets expelled."

The brunette from earlier spoke.

"That's not fair! We worked hard to get here!"

Ok. This class was officially pissing Izuku off. So he walked to the front next to Aizawa.

"Not fair? Not fucking fair? I'll tell you what's not fair. It's not fair that villains go around killing innocents and most heroes don't even try to step in. It's not fair that people with 'villainous' quirks get abused. It's not fair that people get raped in random alleyways when they're just trying to walk home. It's not fair that the Quirkless suicide rates are so high. Life isn't fair. Don't be so naïve."

The class, minus Shoto and Hitoshi, were stunned into silence. Izuku just silently walked over to where the first test would be.

Aizawa sighed.

"You heard them. Life isn't fair. Last place gets expelled. Go line up."

Time skip to the ball throw.

Hitoshi had the top score in every test so far. How? He was making people take it for him.

Bakugou was second, Shoto third and Izuku fourth. Then Momo, Kirishima, Uraraka, etc.

It was now time for the ball throw.

Hitoshi was up first. He walked over to Uraraka.

"Hey, want to be friends?"

"Su-"

She was quickly cut off.

"Make this ball weightless."

She touched the ball with her right hand and it began to float. Hitoshi grabbed it and flicked her forehead before walking up to the box and throwing the ball.

"Infinity."

The class, who had no idea what happened, were shocked. But then Iida spoke up.

"Sensei! Uraraka made his ball weightless, that is cheating!"

"No. It's not cheating, it's called using your quirk creatively. Hitoshi doesn't have a physical quirk, so he works around that"

The rest of the test went normal. Izuku managed to get 127m on the ball throw, which was pretty fucking impressive for raw strength.

"Hagakure Toru, you scored 21st on the test overall. However, I will not be expelling you. It was just a logical ruse.

Hagakure, who was about to cry, fell to the floor in relief.

And that's how the quirk apprehension test went!

Damn, I want to kill All Might.