Evil Rat Genius: Nope!

Mysterious: Why was Eraser so mad earlier?

Evil Rat Genius: Ah, I believe he got glitter bombed again.

Mysterious: again? Eraser-chan is getting... pranked?

Kinky~: Pfft- yeah he is it's hilarious. I just see him run past my house covered in a different coloured glitter every other night

Mysterious: Well, I hope he can find out who's doing it!

Kinky~: so pure...

On the other side of the screen, Izuku was laughing.

'Pure... oh poor Midi-chan, she has no idea.'

Mysterious: Well I have to go now! Gotta get some sleep.

Kinky~: gn kid

Evil Eat Genius: Goodnight!

In le Aizawa household

Aizawa kicked open the front door and stumbled into the house, covered in bright pink glitter.

"Hey dad what's u- pffft he got you again didn't he"

The boy burst out laughing at the sight of his usually stoic dad covered in glitter.

"Shut up Toshi. That brat. I'm going to shower."

"Yeah- don't fall asleep in the shower again"

"That was one time."

Aizawa stumbled his way to the bathroom, muttering something about a 'stupid problem child.'

After texting the group chat, Aizawa sighed and called his adopted son, Shinso Hitoshi, downstairs.

"Toshi. You're going to UA next year, right?"

"Yeah, I'm going to try for gen ed. Why?"

"Well, I'm sure you'll move up to my class eventually. For now I want you to meet all the teachers, so tomorrow I'll be adding you into the group chat."

"Damnit. Ok, maybe I'll meet my future dad"

"You wh- Toshi I don't like Mic"

"I didn't mention Mic"

UA staff chat

Cockatoo added Shinso Hitoshi

Cockatoo: Sho asked me to add him, said he got Nezu's permission

Kinky~: oooh~ another kid?

Grumpy Cat: Nemuri Kayama if you do so much as look at him I'll rip your arms off and shove them up-

Shinso Hitoshi: chill Dadzawa

Mysterious changed Grumy Cat's name to Dadzawa

Evil Rat Genius: I do not believe I gave you admin

Mysterious: nopeee

Shinso Hitoshi: they're a teacher?

Mysterious: what? Me? No- I'm not even an adult. And you're not either?

Shinso Hitoshi: nope.

Dadzawa: Ah great. Problem children 2 and 3 met.

Mysterious: and who's problem child 1?

Dadzawa went offline

Shinso Hitoshi: it's the one that keeps pranking them- it's a sensitive subject

Mysterious: Anyway~ wanna go out with me?

Shinso Hitoshi: uh? Why?

Mysterious: come onnn- you're hot, I'm hot, it's perfect

Kinky~: 👀

Evil Rat God: 👀

Yee-haw🤠: 👀

Cockatoo: 👀

Shinso Hitoshi: How do you know what I look like?

Mysterious: I may or may not have searched all school files in Eraser-chan's area
That's not important though

Shinso Hitoshi: Should I be flattered?

Kinky~: oh my god just go on a date with them

Shinso Hitoshi: fine fine. Dm me time and place.

Literal Drill: @dadzawa

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: what?

Kinky~: your son has more balls than you lmao

Cockatoo: backread

Shinso Hitoshi: Wellll- that's my cue. It was nice meeting you all. See you later, Mysterious, pm me~

Shinso Hitoshi is offline

Mysterious: holy shit

Dadzawa: fml

Dadzawa is offline

Mysterious: holy shit

Kinky~: well kid, you got a date

Mysterious: Ha, fuck y'all I'm winning in life

Mysterious is offline

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