Your life at the Avengers

Part 3 - drunk

Night time at the compound. You finally got round to asking everyone if they to drink tonight. Of course Thor, Natasha and Wanda said yes!

Steve: who's getting the drinks?

Thor: now of course I am! I may be son of Odin , but I'm the father of drinks.

Y/n: I swear to god Thor! Again, no one ever says that!

Thor: I do!

Y/n: ANYWAYS! Let's drink. Any games tonight?

Tony: I was thinking truth or dare

Y/n: come on dad!

Agatha: I mean, good game.

Carol: you always make this game dirty, you seem to forgot y/n is your daughter!

Tony: at least I know I can get the truth out of them after a few shots

Nat: I mean.. Tony had a valid point

Wanda: guys.. can we like, drink now?

You all take the first shot, vodka.

Thor: ANOTHER!

Y/n: yess

You all take another Vodka shot

Wanda: this is good stuff

6 shots later, you all start playing truth or dare. You never thought of the question your mom and dad would ask.

Pepper: Sweetie

You giggle a little.

Y/n: yes my mother

Pepper: I dare you to flirt with Agatha

After she said this, and and Agatha froze.

Pepper: now I know your straight, but you gotta flirt with a woman tonight

Y/n: yes yes, I'm definitely straight

You suddenly sober your self up. Agatha sitting on the floor, you sit on her lap. Everyone watching, you start flirting. Agatha looking you up and down , you speak.

Y/n: lick me up, I'm sweet and salty

Pepper: oh

Y/n: Mix it up and down my body

Agatha, sneakily bites her bottom lip.

Y/n: Love to hate me, praise me, shame me. Either way you talk about me.

You bring your mouth to Agatha's ear, you whisper in her ear.

Y/n: take of all your clothes, 'cause I know I love what's underneath

Agatha nervously looks you in the eyes.

Thor: well, that was a reaction

Everyone stays silent for a minute, untill you speak again. You sit back on the sofa next to Agatha.

Y/n: Wanda! True or dare

Wanda: truth

Y/n: have you had sex with a woman

Wanda: pfft, of course I have! Honey, I'm gay

Everyone looks at Wanda, shocked.

Y/n: YOU'RE GAY

Steve: what's gay?

Y/n: oh my fucking god, I swear to god Steve.

Steve: what!!

Agatha: Being gay is where two girls love each other. They live each so much they have sex together

Steve: how the hell are women supposed to have sex together?

Tony: you sure your 150 years old?

Y/n: if my dad knows how women sex. How do you not know! I'm not explaining it. Oh my. I need 5 more shots

Agatha: how about you sing a song y/n

Y/n: who? Me? Now? Uhh

Agatha: you're the only one called y/n

Y/n: god dam you Ags

Agatha looks at you, straight into your eyes, smirks at you.

Y/n: maybe later...

Pepper: woo, your gonna sing, my baby is gonna sing

Y/n: Mom your to drunk. I'll sing later, okay?

Pepper: fine!

Within two minutes, you see that your mom and dad have fallen asleep on top of each other. Using your powers, you teleport them both into their bed. 

Y/n: right, all you. Get your bed. I'll sing tomorrow! I promise

Wanda: woo

Natasha; yay

Steve: I'm tired

Thor: booo

Y/n don't boo, me THOR! Bed. Now

Thor: fineee!

You look to your left to see, Carol is already asleep

Y/n: she fell asleep fast

You teleport carol to her own bed, also.

Everyone goes to their own bed. Leaving you and Agatha alone together.

You nervously sit next to her.

Y/n: I think my parents know

Agatha: enough about that

Y/n: oh okay?

Agatha: what you said to me?

Y/n: I was drunk

Agatha: no no, I know you where not drunk. I know you to well, darling

You giggle as you stand up.

Y/n: come on

Agatha: where are we going?

Y/n: don't you know that I'm grown now?

Agatha: I do

Y/n: then, trust me. Come on

You lead Agatha into your bed room, your bed room being the furthest away from your parents room.

You both walk into your bedroom, Wanda sneakily ears dripping. You lock your down behind you.

Y/n: we can do this if you want

Agatha: you mean sex?

Y/n: nah, I mean watch Netflix. Of course I mean sex!

Agatha: have you done this before?

Y/n: well... no.. not really

Agatha: I'm sure I can show you how it's done , darling...