i'm procrastinating cleaning my room rn so decided to write this 😂
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Super Spy🕵️♀️
which ice cream did you want bby?
Tiny Avenger🐻
all of them
Super Spy🕵️♀️
y/n/n there's like 10 of them!
Tiny Avenger 🐻
anddddd?????
Super Spy🕵️♀️
they're $5 each!
you can pick 2
that's it
coz i'm not dealing with your sugar rush
🙄🙄
Tiny Avenger 🐻
nope
it's Tony's card
there's no budget
get ALLLLL the flavours
Super Spy🕵️♀️
fine
but if you get in trouble with tony again
i'm not helping you out
also, Wanda will deal with you if you have a sugar rush
don't come running to me
Tiny Avenger 🐻
okie dokieeeee
you treat me like a child ☹️oh wait, that's because you're my mommyy 😏
Super Spy🕵️♀️
y/nnnnn
glad you finally remembered
because last night you seemed to have forgotten
Tiny Avenger 🐻
😏😏i know how to push your buttons
but hurry your ass up
this movie won't stay paused forever
Super Spy🕵️♀️
i'll be 5 mins bby ❤️
Tiny Avenger 🐻
i'm waitinggggg 😴
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Captain cutie 💖
natty
nattttyyyyyy
Agent hot stuff 🥵
yes?
Captain cutie 💖
can i have cuddles pls 🥺
i cold
Agent hot stuff 🥵
y/n i'm literally lying right next to you
Captain cutie 💖
yeah but you looked busy
Agent hot stuff 🥵
you're watching tiktoks over my shoulder
i'm the opposite of busy
but yes you can have cuddles
and kisses
Captain cutie 💖
you're the best natty
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Ginger Ninja🥕
Y/N
DID YOU PUT STICKERS ON TONY'S SUIT
Y/N!!!
Troublemaker 👶
....
Y/N Y/L/N is currently not taking any questions at this moment in time
If you would like to get in touch, please dial the number below to book an appointment.
Thank you for your cooperation
Ginger Ninja🥕
Y/N I SWEAR TO GOD
GET YOUR ASS DOWN HEAR
TONYS GONNA GO INSANE
I DONT WANT YOU KICKED OFF
SO COME AND SORT THIS OUT
Troublemaker 👶
I'm sorry, but this line seems to be busy
please try again at a later date
Ginger Ninja🥕
If you don't get down here in 1 minute, no cuddles, kisses or sex for a week.
and you will be sleeping on the couch
I MEAN IT Y/N!!!!!
Troublemaker 👶
suddenly i have a lot of availability!
i'm coming!!!!
please forgive meeeee🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Baby 🌸
psst!
psssstttt!!
nat
nattyyyyyy
natashaaaaaaaaa
blackkk wudoowoowowo
ahahah i can't spell
NATTT
ANSWER YOUR PHONE WOMANNN
natttttyyyyy
mommy? 😏
...
Shit that usually works
bitchhhh pick up!!!
baby???
natty batty???
boo bear???
ewww that's gross🤮
IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO CALL U
I MIGHT HAVE TO FULL NAME YOU
ok you give me no choice
NATALIA
ALIANOVNA
My World 🌍
i wouldn't finish that if i were you
good girl
now wtf do you want y/n
you know i'm in a meeting with fury!
and my phone is going crazy because of you
so you better have a good reason for this
Baby 🌸
oh hey natty
yeah i know you're in a meeting
but i bored
and cold
and wanda left me to go make mini usbs
so now i'm lonely
My World 🌍
ok i really didn't need that bit about wanda
y/n i've been gone 10 minutes
Baby 🌸
yeah 10 minutes too long🥺
please natty
i need you
i want back strokies but i can't do it to myself
only you can
pleaseeeee
My World 🌍
because i love you
okkkkkk
i'll tell fury to email me the meeting notes
but this is the last time baby
Baby 🌸
i promise!!!
thank youuuuuu
i love you
My World 🌍
i love you too
forever
Baby 🌸
and always 💖
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A/N: You can tell i'm single omg 😂😂 This is just feeding my lonely heart
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Natasha Romanoff OneShots
Fanfiction(cover by @rxmqnvff) Requests Open! My first book! I will try my best Fluff/Angst Also includes Flo/ Yelena, Hailee/ Kate, rankings: #2 Nat (18/10/21) #1 Nat (08/08/22)
