The Prophet

Chapter 41: Unicorn

"Yeah and then the khan worms caught on fire and flew into the air. And then Alfie's sleeve caught on fire."

"Guys you realize one of us is doing this right? And it's not me because I wasn't there and it's not Alfie because why would he catch his own sleeve on fire? Okay nevermind He would totally do that but witches ha-"

"Warlock!"

"Have to say something in Latin or something to use magic. So it's one of you three or we're being stalked by a demon with a fondness for fire."

"Jason was glaring at me when my sleeve caught on fire," Alfie pointed out.

"But he's the normal one," I said.

"I thought we established that normal was a myth?" Asked Ethan.

"That was when we thought being not-normal meant being . . . Like crazy weird fandom obsessed nerds, right now when I say normal I mean like being a human being who does not have supernatural powers."

"Well He was the one the demon was holding a knife to and he was the one glaring at Alfie." pointed out Marcey.

"Okay but we know he's human," I pointed out "How does a human being get fire powers?"

"Oh and the Khan worms flew into the sky so he also has telekinesis," Ethan added.

"Okay but how would Jason even get telekinesis?" I asked.

"Probably some screwed up force that's messing with all our lives." Marcey muttered.

"And what's with you lately?" I asked "You're just really mad lately."

"Maria that's Marcey," Alfie said "Her uncle is satan and she's always very very angry at the world."

"Am I the only one noticing this?" I thought we knew eachother better than this.

"Well maybe it's because I'm stuck in the car all day and trying to kill things and we keep screwing up and now the FBI is probably trying to find us along with the demons that we ran away to hunt in the first place and now things keep SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING and we have no freakin idea why!" She shouted. There was a long period of silence.

"Anything weird happening in the surrounding towns?" I asked.

"I'll look for something to kill." said Jason. "Ooooh! Some guy got impaled. The news said it looked like a narwhal horn."

"A narwhal?" I repeated "That doesn't really sound like our kind of thing."

"Four guys, In the same spot every single night."

"It's a serial killer."

"Hoof prints were found in the area."

"Are you saying there's a violent murderous unicorn?"

"It's worth checking out."

"And if it turns out to be a crazy human?"

"Maria I'm half angel," Marcey said "Alfie has magic and Ethan would have no difficulty ripping a humans throat out, narwhal horn or not."

"Fine let's check it out." I gave in. "Where to?"

:::time skip brought to you by a girrafelant:::

"That's a unicorn," said Jason.

"Didn't Sam and Dean say they weren't real?"

"Well there was a point when Dean told Sam angels weren't real," I pointed out.

"But that's a UNICORN" Alfie shouted. The unicorn turned towards us at the loud noise. Then it charged. Marcey pulled out her gun.

"MARCEY!"