𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐮𝐲|| Glee

Glease

"All right guys, listen up. I have an announcement to make." Mr. Schue says as he walks in the room.

"Adele is dead." Brittany blurts out.

"No."

"Oh good. Because I can't lose her. Sorry. Go ahead." I smile.

"I have been asked to join a blue ribbon panel to rewrite the arts curriculum nationwide." Mr. Schue announces and we all cheer.

"I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week." Mr. Schue says and we look at him like he was crazy.

"What? This is crazy! Glee club is your life!" Artie says.

"Which is why this is only temporary. I'll be back right after Sectionals." Mr. Schue tells us.

"Wait, after sectionals!" Tina exclaims.

"I mean it's not like we know him that well." Unique comments.

"True that." I agree with her.

"Look, I knew I needed to find a replacement which is why I brought in Finn Hudson." Mr. Schue says pushing him forward.

"Finn can't take over glee club he doesn't know what he's doing at all! Sorry, Finn!" Tina yells.

I got tired of the mess that was going on at the moment and I did a New York style whistle so they'd shut up.

"Yo! Listen up! Look, even though I don't know Finn very much, I think he knows what he's doing. And he cares about us just as much as Mr. Schue does." I tell them.

"We'll all be dead by then!" Tina yells again.

Then the rest of the glee club starts yelling things and I did yet again another New York whistle.

"Cut him some slack! God, what is wrong with y'all? Finn is a good person and if Mr. Schue believes in him then the rest of us should too." I tell them.

"Fine." Tina says and I smile.
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At the dress rehearsal for grease I walk over to Brittany and sugar and they look amazing in their costumes.

"Hey, Tina." We all say at the same time.

"I love it so much. I promise I won't pee in it." Brittany says.

"Oh, Britt." I smile.

"I'm here for my fitting. Where is Harajuku girl?" Kitty asks.

"I thought you quit because your part was too small?" Sugar asks.

"Well spray-tanned-hawk-nose, to quote Shakespeare. 'There's no small parts, only fat actresses.' Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say 'fat'? I was distracted by Marley's unfortunate and very noticeable weight gain." Kitty says.

"I swear, I'm not eating any differently. How is this happening?" Marley cried over her skirt.

"Are usually don't believe in the lame Stream media's definition of science but it just makes sense that you were metabolism is grinding to a halt. You're getting the body were destined to have. I had to except who I am. I spend almost every weekend alone because everyone just assumes that the popular girl it's busy. I'm doing this play because I could use some friends. Real ones so, in the spirit of Grease, I thought it would be a good way for us to get to know each other, if we had a sleepover." Kitty explains.

"Sleepover?"

"Tomorrow night, my place. Just us girls." Kitty says.

"Can I come?" Unique asks.

"I'm not going if unique's not invited." Marley says.

"Please?" I beg.

"Lady boy can come. Yes. But if I catch you hiding your dinky between your legs and prancing around like silence of the lambs you're out." Kitty explains.