Y/n L/n always has a teddy bear with him. He doesn't want to be alone without it. It was his comfort, his safe place. And no one dared to take it away from him.
However, some unlucky and idiotic students decided to take it away from him. It didn't g...
Irina had entered the room, strutting down the gym to where E class was. Y/n slowly made his way towards Karasuma, standing next to him. It was clear that everyone, especially the male's teachers, attention was on Irina.
Students and teachers were muttering about Irina, Karasuma and Y/n. Most girls with Karasuma, most boys with Irina, and the ones who weren't talking about either were talking about Y/n, about how cute or dangerous he is.
"What are you doing here?" Karasuma asks as he stood up straight, professionally.
"Don't even try and pull rank on me," Irina answered, quickly going into a standing position, "I'm an educator just like you are."
"So you're calling yourself a teacher now?" Y/n asks as he fumbled with his teddy and stood in between the two teachers, "I thought you hated that idea, Ms. Irina."
"I do hate being a teacher but I need an excuse to scope out the student body."
"You're not going to find anyone here attractive, not in the least bit. The best among these students look like a 6/10."
Karasuma raised a brow, "Y/n, be nice for this assembly."
Y/n looked at Karasuma from the corner of his eye and stuck out his tongue, "Whatever you say."
Irina sighed and put her hands on her hips, "'Me-ow,' said nobody ever. Oh, that's right..." She began to walk over to her students, "Nagisa."
Nagisa looked up in slight surprise that he was called. He let out a small hum as Irina stood right in front of him.
"The octopus isn't around, talk to me," Irina said, "Give me some intel, you and Y/n are still keeping a record of all the ooie-gooie bastard's variable points, right?"
Y/n's brow twitched slightly, "She's doing this now?"
Karasuma groaned a bit as he rubbed his nose.
Irina and Nagisa's conversation escalated to the point where Irina shoved Nagisa into her chest while he was starting to panic. Karasuma and Y/n deadpanned at the sight of Irina's actions. Some students started to get jealous of Nagisa.
"Mr. Karasuma...?" Y/n asked.
"Getting her now..." Karasuma said in a disappointed tone as he walked over and dragged Irina away.
Irina started to whine a bit at being pulled away. Y/n sighed at the teachers' dynamic as Karasuma forced Irina to stand still for the rest of the assembly. Irina could only huff in place.
"Okay," The student on the stage said, "All of the upcoming student council events are detailed in the handouts you've all been given."
Y/n looked around at his classmates and noticed that they nor he had a handout that was 'supposedly' given to 'everyone'. He only held his teddy closer to his chest and looked down slightly. Ah, discrimination to the lower class, something Y/n should be used to but isn't.
"Uh excuse me, sir?" Isogai questioned as he raised his hand, realizing that none of his classmates got the sheet of paper, "E class didn't get the handouts."
The student perked up, still keeping that annoying smile, "Oh? Wow really? That's kinda bizarre, huh? I'm so sorry, i thought for sure that we printed enough for everyone. Guess E class will have to memorize it off their neighbors. That works out for the best really. I mean you guys could really use the mental exercise, I'm guessing."
The gym began to giggle or laugh once again at E class. Y/n hid his face with his teddy from the crowd of students pointing and laughing at him like he was a zoo animal or a idiotic pet. He hated this feeling, but he couldn't complain, he was taught to never complain about misery by his guardian after all.
"What a little prick," Irina cursed as her finger tapped on her arm in irritation.
Karasuma made sure to stay close to Y/n, knowing how his anxiety could spike up, "If you need to leave the gym, just tell me and me or Ms. Jelavic will stay with you," he whispered.
Y/n peaked at Karasuma, "I'm fine..."
Irina tched as she moved her hair out her face, "But this attitude from the school is not fine. Someobody outta—"
A gust of wind cut Irina off from talking and took Y/n by surprise that he looked up. In a flash and a heartbeat, papers flown into the hands of E class, like it came out of thin air. For Y/n however, the paper had stuck to his face.
"There you go Isogai," A familiar voice spoke up.
Koro-sensei, who was in a horrible disguise, was now standing next to Karasuma spinning a pen on his finger. He also had a wig on as his skin went from yellow to a peach skin color.
"Seriously?" Karasuma dreaded.
"That should take care of it I think. Do all of you have a copy of the handout now, correct?" Koro-sensei asked as he took the paper off of Y/n's face and neatly into his hand.
"Yes, sir. Never mind!" Isogai spoke up, "We have some! My mistake, sorry!"
"You what?" The student asked, genuinely surprised, "But... I... How did you... okay whose the wise guy?! Who killed our fun?! I-I-I mean, as I was saying before..."
"I thought we agreed that we couldn't let the other students see you??" Karasuma whispered, "What part of 'state secret' do you refuse to understand??"
"Relax, my disguise is flawless! No one suspects a thing!" Koro-sensei whispered back.
"And yet your wiggling you limbs like an insane person, Sensei," Y/n retorted, feeling a bit better now for some reason, "Very disguised."
"I can't help but feel a bit of sarcasm coming from you, Y/n," Koro-sensei giggled to himself.
Y/n could only roll his eyes at his teacher.
As the students from the other classes talked and whispered amongst themselves about the sudden appearance of the new teacher, Irina was sneaking up behind Koro-sensei, ready to pound and kill him. Y/n noticed this and moved out of the way, whilst Karasuma groaned to himself.
Irina continued to try and slash at Koro-sensei, but of course he just moved out of the way flawlessly. Karasuma had had enough of messing around. He gritted his teeth and had Irina's arm behind her as he guided her away from trying to kill in front of a bunch of people.
"I can get him let go!" Irina whined, "Owww."
Y/n could watch the interactions with a deadpanned expression. Sometimes he really does wonder how things came to be, with the teachers and all.
'Geez... So many weird people in the world...'
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A/n: This took way too long to get out, I'm so so sorry m(_ _)m
