'Shit shit shit shit' was all Ranboo could think about while bolting home. 'My head's gonna be on a stick for this.'
When he finally got there, he was completely out of breath. He fiddled with his keys and unlocked the door. He was immediately embraced with a strong, but short, force that almost knocked him onto the couch. "Where the fuck were you!?" Tubbo yelled at Ranboo while hugging him tightly. "You scared the shit out of me!"
"Sorry! Where's Tommy?-" Before Ranboo knew it, he was tackled onto the couch wrestling with Tommy.
After they settled, "Where the hell were you?"came out of Tommy's suddenly serious face.
"Can you let me get up first?"
"Fine."
"So basically, I fell asleep on the bench at the park, a dude saw a creepy man looking at me weird, acted like I was his kid, took me to his place, this girl was in the room I woke up in, I assume it was hers, and I got out of there as soon as I could."
"You, WHAT!?"
"Tubbo, please calm down!" Ranboo said while hugging him. While letting go, he added, "I'm sorry, it won't happen again!"
"Damn right it won't. I'ma go take a shower."
"Ok." After Tubbo left, Tommy piped up.
"He's just worried about you. He just has a weird way of showing it."
"Do any of us show emotions in a normal, way?"
"Oh shut up man" Tommy replied, punching Ranboo's arm.
"Have you trouble makers had lunch yet? I can make some." Ranboo asked while getting up. "That sounds great right now. Thanks Ranboob." "You're welcome Tumtum." "HEY!" Ranboo and Tubbo then burst out laughing. "Already out of the shower?" Tommy asked. "Can't take too long, we can only have so much mulah Tommy." Tubbo said while rubbing his thumb up and down his middle and pointer finger, symbolizing money.
Money they didn't have.
"Yea yea," Tommy replied while falling onto the couch. "What movie do you wanna watch tonight guys?" Tubbo asks while pulling out his bag. "What about re-watching 'Believe Me?'" Tommy asked. "Why? That one made me cry. It's too sad." Tubbo replied. "It was good-" Tommy started. "Wait, don't you have a test tomorrow Tommy?" Ranboo smirked. Tommy shot up. "SHIT!"
Everyone burst out into a coughing fit. Into laughter. Into bliss.
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Monachopsis
FanfictionThis a fanfic with orphan bench trio, angst, mental illness, and vigilante activities Idk how much I'll write here, I'm just starting this on a whim at 1 am on a Monday. Originally named "How I Wish It Would End." But when I made that name I didn'...
