91. Ennotana

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Main pairing: Ennoshita Chikara x Tanaka Ryuunosuke

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: None

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*In the "!!!CRAZY SECOND YEARS!!! Noya no-"group chat*

Nishinoya: Enno, you have to confess sometime.

Nishinoya: Shit- wrong chat-

*Nishinoya deleted 2 messages*

Ennoshita: Noya-

Nishinoya: I'm sorry, but this makes it easier, doesn't it?

Ennoshita: No. It doesn't.

Tanaka: Ooooooh~ little Enno has a crush on someone? Who's the lucky lady?

Kinoshita: C'mon, dude. You won't get another chance this good to confess to him.

Tanaka: Wait... Him?

Narita: We believe in you, bro. Just do it.

Ennoshita: Ok. You know what? Fine.

Ennoshita: @Tanaka

Tanaka: Me?

Ennoshita: I still remember-

Tanaka: Remember what?

Ennoshita: Third of December

Tanaka: That was like- last week, I'd be worried if you didn't.

Ennoshita: Me in your sweater

Tanaka: Oh yeah, I remember.

Ennoshita: You said it looked better on me, than it did you

Tanaka: It's too small for me anyways...

Ennoshita: Only if you knew, 

Tanaka: Knew what?

Ennoshita: How much I liked you

Tanaka: Wait- what?

Ennoshita: But I watch your eyes, as she walks by...

Tanaka: Kiyoko?

Ennoshita: What a sight for sore eyes...

Ennoshita: Brighter than the blue sky.

Tanaka: ...

Ennoshita: She's got you, mesmerized, while I die...

Tanaka: Enno...

Ennoshita: WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME?! I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTY! YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER-

Tanaka: It's just polyester...

Ennoshita: BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER, I WISH I WERE KIYOKO

Tanaka: ...

Ennoshita: Watch as she stands with her holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder-

Tanaka: That didn't happen-

Ennoshita: Now I'm getting colder...

Ennoshita: But how could I hate her? She's such an angel, but then again, kinda wish she were dead.

Tanaka: Woah, isn't that a bit too much?

Ennoshita: As she walks by, what a sight for sore eyes... Brighter than a blue sky.

Ennoshita: She's got you mesmerized, while I die...

Ennoshita: Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty!

Tanaka: You can't lie twice in a row now, Enno.

Kinoshita: Wait-

Ennoshita: You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, but you like her better, I wish I were Kiyoko...

Tanaka: But I'm in love with you, not Kiyoko.

Ennoshita: Wait, what? I don't understand... What about Kiyoko?

Tanaka: It was all an act, she's actually my bestfriend since kindergarten. The first time I saw you I had a major sexuality crisis, and she told me to act like I had a crush on her while I was figuring out my sexuality and my feelings for you. 

Ennoshita: Oh...

Ennoshita: Well, in that case... Tanaka Ryuunosuke, will you be my boyfriend?

Tanaka: Yeah. I'd like that.

*In the "CAW-CAW BITCHES" group chat*

Tanaka: KIYPKO 

Tanaka: KIYOKO

Tanaka: BITCH COME ONLIEN

Tanaka: OMFG YO UCAN'T BELEIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENDJE 

Tanaka: OMG I'M GOING TO CTY HOLY SHIT-

Nishinoya: Bro... 

Narita: You acted all calm and collected and for what?

Tanaka: NONONONONONO-

*Tanaka deleted 5 messages*

Ennoshita: Aww~

Tanaka: NO- SHUT UP-

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Anyways, here's the song in case y'all want to listen to it...

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