75. Kuroken

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Main pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Other pairing(s): Levyaku (Lev x Yaku)

Warnings: None

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Lev: Kuroo-san, can I ask something?

Kuroo: Yeah, sure, go ahead.

Lev: How'd you confess to Kenma-san?

Kuroo: Well, I confessed when I was 15 and Kenma was 14.

Lev: Woah, you were young.

Kuroo: Anyways, we were playing Minecraft at 2 a.m-

*Flashback*

Kuroo: Hey, Kitten-

Kenma: Don't call me that, people might think that you like me or something.

Kuroo: But I do like you.

Kenma: What do you-

Kuroo: Aishiteru, Kenma. (I just rewatched Violet Evergarden don't blame me-)

Kenma: You- what?

Kuroo: I know that you don't like me, I just wanted to get it off my chest. 

Kenma: Kuro, you do know that I'm demiromantic, right?

Kuroo: Yeah?

Kenma: Do you know what that means?

Kuroo: Lemme check google.

Kuroo: Ok, it says, "Demiromantic is a romantic orientation on the aromantic spectrum defined as someone who does not experience romantic attraction until they have formed a deep emotional connection with someone."

Kenma: Yeah. Deep emotional connection.

Kuroo: Ok, and?

Kenma: We have a deep emotional connection, Kuro.

Kuroo: Oh. Oh.

Kenma: Now, come over, I wanna kiss you.

Kuroo: On my way.

*End of flashback*

Lev: Ok, great, but Yaku-san doesn't play Minecraft-

Kuroo: YOU LIKE YAKU?!

Kenma: Wasn't it obvious?

Yaku: It was.

*Lev, blushing*: A-ah, Yaku-san!

Yaku: It's easy to confess. You just have to go like "Lev, I like you. Do you want to go on a date with me?"

Lev: I'm confused, did you confess to me or were you teaching me how to?

Yaku: Does it matter? Either way I'm going to date you.

Lev: O-okay then, do you want to go to a cinema with me this Saturday?

Yaku: Sure.

Kuroo: What am I witnessing right now.

Kenma: I am so sending this to Tsukishima and Suna.

Kuroo: When did you take a video- wait... How do you even know them?

Kenma: Blackmail group chat.

Kuroo: Not gonna question it.

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