Stupid Supergirl AU's

Clap Your Hands

"If you hate yourself and you know it, clap your hands." Alex sang, resulting in her and Lena clapping her hands.
"No!" Kara yelled as she slapped Lena, "No one is allowed to hate my wife!"
Lena rubbed her cheek, "Babe! That hurt! Fuck you!"
"Lena!" Kelly gasped.
"What?!"
"Take it back." Kelly disciplined.
"Fine," Lena sighed, glaring at Kara, "Un-fuck you or however you take back a fuck you."
"No, no, no. Please fuck me." Kara begged, turning to Kelly, "Why'd you make her take it back?!"

~Meanwhile~

"Lori, I'm not sure about this." The ten-year-old boy crossed his arms.
"Marcus, it's going to be fine." Lori dug through the drawers in the lab, "We have Hope and Hope has never led anyone astray."
"Obviously you've never met Hope."
"Kid, I will tell Kelly that you're in here." Hope threatened.
"No need Hope." Lori walked over to her, "You can go to sleep."
"Lori, I am not Alexa-" Hope said as Lori unplugged her.
"Mommy really needs to make you wireless." Lori giggled as she found a small device. She picked it up.
"Lori." Marcus got his cousin's attention, "I think your mommy is upset again."
"She said something depressing, I heard it. But mama slapped her. So she's pretty angry now." Lori shrugged.
"Do you think Aunt Lena will be upset that we're using her lazor to make popcorn?" Marcus asked.
"Nope! She'll just be disappointed that I'm like mama."