Damian: I'm going to patrol with you, Father.
Batman: No!
Damian: But why?
Batman, show where is Nightwing who is about to jump: That's why!
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Raven, look at Stephanie, Kara, Cassandra and Mar'i: So you're waiting for Damian?
Kara: Yeah, you too?
Raven: Of course, we're dating.
Stephanie, Kara, Cassandra and Mar'i in unison: So are we!
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Batman: You're too violent Jason
Jason: Say the guy who almost killed me for trying to kill Cobblepott and failing
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Tim: Where's my coffee?
Duke: There's more.
Tim looks with rage: WHO FINISHED MY COFFEE!
Duke, exasperated: You
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Jon: I'm glad I'm your best friend
Damian: You Begged me to do it by holding on to my leg for three days. EVERYONE WASHING WHY YOU ARE AS IT! !
Jon: But for me, it was worth it
Damian: I'll kill you.
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Dick: Tim, how's Conner?
Tim: He's fine
Dick: I'm glad you're best friends.
Tim: He's not my best friend.
At the Kents
Conner, shout all over the house: HOW? ? ? ? ?
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Titus: WOAF WOAF WOAF ( I think our master is upset)
Alfred the cat: MIAOU MIAOU ( What's that telling you?)
Titus: WOAF WOAF ( He hasn't noticed us since this morning)
Goliath: RRR RRR RRR (I think I know who's in charge. )
Titus, Alfred the cat, Goliath: WOAF, MIAOU, RRR (JASON TODD !)
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Bruce, to Jason and Damian: Why, did you kill those criminals?
Jason: But we didn't kill anybody.
Damian: It's true Father, they died of natural causes.
Bruce: being crushed by a 200 kg rock is not natural in the middle of the city
Damian/Jason: There was a storm! So it's natural.
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Damian to Raven: You are mine forever.
Raven: And you're mine too
The next day
Daughter: Damian, you're mine!
Raven appears out of nowhere: NO! He's mine, bitch!
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One Shot Batfamily / Damirae
Fanfictionthese are one shots on the batfamily with some on the couple Damirae. characters don't belong to me but only to DC comics
