haikyuu one shots

◘ Someone Gets Hurt (Lyric Prank) - Inarizaki ◘

A/N: For some reason i feel like this would be a good yandere song.

Inarizaki V-Ball Group Chat

Yes I look perfect

Osamu
yes you do

Kita
^^

Suna
^^

Ojiro
^^

Ginjima
^^

Osamu
wait where tf is tsumu

ice queen, that's what you see

Suna
actually no, you're like the most energetic person here

Kita
and you're really nice too

its what they all expect from me

Ojiro
no one expects that from you y/n

but it's all show

Suna
i've literally never seen you be mean in my life

Osamu
@atsumu

Ginjima
osamu, dont you live with him???

face it you used me

Osamu
wait who are you talking to??

@ atsumu // you saw the sexy clothes

Suna
i-

my supermodel pose

Suna
pfft-
you run like a duck bitch

Ojiro
i- i mean he's not wrong

but did you know?

Ginjima
know what

Osamu
@atsumu // oi piss hair she's talking to you

was i a game to you?

Kita
atsumu you mf dickhead what did you do to y/n

Ojiro
kita-

was i way too cool?

Suna
no

Osamu
tsumu where the hell are you

i truly cared

Ginjima
@atsumu // wtf did you do to y/n

was i the fool?

Ojiro
no

Kita
no

Ginjima
no

Osamu
no

Suna
yes

it's fine for you

Ojiro
y/n lowkey are you ok

it's fine to flirt

Suna
i c... // @atsumu // bitch where are you 

Osamu
did you two like date and then break up??

it's fineeee

Kita
no it's not

till someone gets hurt 🔪

Suna
WOAH

Ojiro
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Kita
y/n no-

TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪

Kita
i- sigh

Ginjima
i thought y/n was a tsundere-

feel my heart beating?

Suna
we're texting

i'm just like her or you

Osamu
whos her
whos her

people forget im human too...

Ginjima
really?

yes they do that

Suna
well tHats sad

this is performance

Kita
what??

this is all self defense

Osamu
@atsumu // where tf are you

i thought you had the sense,,, to see through that

Ginjima
@atsumu
@atsumu
@atsumu

was i too proud with you?

Suna
definitely 

was i too cold and forbidding?

Ojiro
i doubt it

and you chose her over me

Osamu
tsumu im gonna beat you up

are you kidding?!!

Osamu
no im not

Kita
i think she's talking about atsumu

poor little me all trapped in this fabulous show

Osamu
TSUMU STOP PLAYING WITH HER FEELINGS

you could set me free, but if you're going go....

Suna
osamu go look for him

Osamu
on it

ITS FINE FOR YOU, ITS FINE TO FLIRT

Kita
no it's not, he's playing with you

Ginjima
never expected tsumu to be an oikawa

AND GOD YOU'RE HOT! WHY DO YOU EVEN WEAR A SHIRT???

Kita
uhm,, because its the rules??

Y/N L/N added B/F/N

Suna
wtf

No, it's fineeeeeee

Atsumu
damn you're fine

B/F/N
damn you're fine!

Kita
HE CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND

Osamu
TSUMU WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU

Atsumu
and its fineeeeeeeeeee

TILL SOMEONE GETS

Ojiro
this is not gonna turn out good

till someone gets hurt  🔪

Atsumu
that was awesomeeeeeeeee

Osamu
I FOUND YOU

Atsumu
shit

A/N: ePiC rAp BaTtLeS oF aKaDeMi

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